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This adorable dog has his own Tinder account

Tinder is a weird place. Originally intended to be a sort of quick-fire dating site, the app has devolved into a strange world of recycled pick-up lines and horny teenagers looking for a Netflix and chill type of deal. And, after you've been on it for a while, everybody starts to look the same.

But amongst the seemingly endless stream of manbun-sporting college jocks and just-got-back-from-my-gap-year girls, there are a few parody accounts. One such account comes from Phil, an Alaskan Malamute with a winning smile and warm heart:

Judging by his messages, Phil is somewhat of a Tinder expert. He's worked out that nobody is really there for anything with too much commitment:

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He's got the whole self-confidence thing down:

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And he knows the importance of a well-timed gif response:

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And of course, one of the beauties of Tinder is there is no obligation to be romantic. Sometimes you end up having a more platonic conversation with somebody based on similar interests. And who isn't interested in dogs?

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But, you know, sometimes people know exactly what they want, and there's no way around it. Even then, however, Phil knows how to work his charm:

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So far, he's proven himself to be more polite and articulate than most humans. But, at the end of the day, he is still a four-legged furball:

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I don't know about you, but personally I'd be thrilled to match with Phil. We share a lot of the same interests: long walks, food, naps - and I'm sure he'd be able to hook me up with a lot of other cute canines. Who would've thought that the perfect man would turn out to be a dog?