Dakota Johnson has amazing reaction to Angelina Jolie ignoring Jennifer Aniston at Golden Globes
Last night the Golden Globe Awards honored outstanding achievements in American film and television. The big winners were blah, blah, blah - nobody cares. All everyone cares about is the celebrity gossip! For example, did you know that Ewan McGregor thanked his ex-wife and his new girlfriend in his acceptance speech? Or that Millie Bobby Brown and Ariana Grande became totes BFF's 4 life? Or that one actress didn't wear all black attire to support Times Up, an initiative combating sexual harassment in the workplace? The Golden Globe Awards are probably the least interesting part about the Golden Globe Awards.
But the most hilariously awkward moment had to be when Jennifer Aniston presented an award to Carol Burnett, while Angelina Jolie was sitting directly in front of the stage. In case you don't remember your celebrity relationship history, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston - aka "Bradifer" - were married for five years. But unfortunately, it didn't last. In 2005, they got divorced, and rumor had it Angelina 'stole' Brad from Jennifer while shooting Mr. & Mrs. Smith. In 2014, Brad married Angelina Jolie - or we called them, "Brangelina" - but unfortunately, that relationship didn't last either. In 2017, Brangelina got divorced, and now there aren't any cute portmanteaus. Brad doesn't even know what to call himself these days - reportedly, he introduces himself to women as "William."
Whether you're Team Angelina, Team Jennifer or Team Who Gives A Crap, you'll appreciate this classic photo. While Jennifer makes her speech, Angelina totally ignores her, Mean Girls-style, looking everywhere but the stage. (Maybe she's machine gun swiping right on Tinder?) Prettay, prettay awkward.
Meanwhile, Dakota Johnson looks on from across the room, and her expression pretty much says it all. Like all of us, she stares at Angelina, riveted, waiting to see if Maleficent will betray her poker face and react to Jennifer. Obviously, this drama is far more interesting than those 50 Shades of Gray movies.
The priceless image got a lot of attention on Twitter. Many users hoped the ex-es would join forces against Brad, perhaps becoming Jen-gilina or Ang-ifer.
Others pointed out how funny it was that Carol Burnett got a standing ovation - meaning Angelina Jolie "basically had to give one to Jennifer Aniston too." Finally, some revenge for the scorned woman, if you believe Angelina really "stole" Brad from her, back in the day.
I'm not sure where Brad Pitt is in this photo - probably hiding underneath a table, drinking whiskey from a flask. Or perhaps he ducked out of the room to introduce himself to some more single ladies as "William." Either way, too bad he's not visible or the awkwardness would have been even more amazing.
Actually, according to the latest rumors, Brad Pitt dated Jennifer Lawrence for a while, and then he dated Ella Purnell, the 21-year-old actress who played Angelina Jolie's character as a teenager in Maleficent. So, you know what to do, Oscars! Sit Aniston, Jolie, Pitt, Purnell and Lawrence all right next to each other, and put a camera on them for the whole show. I mean, what else are we going to do, pay attention to who wins the awards? I don't think so.