Jennifer Lawrence got into the most bizarre physical altercation outside Ellen DeGeneres' party
Everyone's got that one story they always tell of the time their night out turned just a little bit wild. Maybe your friend decided to shimmy up a lamppost and serenade passersby with I Wanna Hold Your Hand by The Beatles, or have an impromptu game of 'get locked out of your Uber account and get the night bus home, arriving broken and folorn 3 hours later'.
However, when it comes to the rich and famous, we hear about these stories far less often; after all, they've got a reputation to uphold, right?
Jennifer Lawrence has achieved a remarkable amount at the age of 28. An Oscar winning actress at a young age, Lawrence has become one of Hollywood's biggest stars and one of the most recognisable people on the planet, too.
She's starred in several excellent movies, charmed the public with her down-to-earth demeanour and is a hilarious talk show guest to boot, in short, Jennifer Lawrence is doing well in life.
However, she recently regaled Howard Stern with one of the more bizarre tales of revelry you're ever likely to hear from a celebrity, and it all starts with a party thrown by Ellen DeGeneres.
"I was done and went to go see my ride, and my ride wasn't ready to leave yet.
"So, I smoked a joint with some rappers."
I think we can agree, this is how all good stories begin...
"Their shit is different. So, I entered a different universe."
"So, I went to the porta pot to go pee. There was a woman there, who was like, 'No, no, no, go ahead!' I was like, 'You were here first. You go!' And she was like, 'No, go!'"
This is all fairly straightforward and pedestrian so far you're probably thinking, but buckle in because we're about to make a sharp left turn.
"All of a sudden, security is grabbing me because I hadn't realized I am grabbing this woman by the shoulders, shaking her, screaming, 'YOU HAVE TO POOP! YOU HAVE TO POOP!'
"Security is laughing so hard because he's heard the whole exchange. He's like, 'You can't grab her. But, I agree. She's gotta poop.'
"The woman finally just started laughing. I was like, 'Just... poop...'"
A Hollywood movie this is not, but you've got to admit, for an anecdote about Ellen DeGeneres' birthday party, it's got to be up there with the very best. You know what they say, Jennifer and unnamed woman; all's well that ends well.