Khloe Kardashian shares thoughts on having sex while pregnant
One day we'll run out of natural resources, like oil, fresh water and natural gas. But we'll never run out of Kardashians. Recently Kim Kardashian gave birth to her third child, Chicago, via her surrogate. Then Kylie Jenner gave birth to her first child, Stormi, after months of playing hide-and-seek with the media. Now Khloe Kardashian is expecting her first child with her boyfriend, professional basketball player Tristan Thompson. The baby is due in March, so maybe it will have a March Madness themed-name, like "Bruin," "Wildcat" or "Blue Devil." (Or maybe not.)
The 33-year-old reality star announced her pregnancy last December on Instagram. She shared a romantic black-and-white photo of Tristan cradling her long-awaited baby bump, writing "My greatest dream realized!" While Kylie liked to stay shrouded in secrecy, Khloe's ready to dish. On her website, she recently revealed the adorable moment she realized Tristan was "the one." But who wants to hear about love? You want to hear about sex. Well, wait no more.
In a new post on her website, Khloe says that in the beginning of her pregnancy, sex was pretty much the same. But as she got "into the third trimester and started to get bigger, it became harder to have sex and a little more uncomfortable and limiting." Due to the significant changes in her body, she can't move the same, so "you kind of feel useless, LOL." Wow. Can you imagine a Kardashian feeling totally useless, like they have nothing to offer the world? It's hard to believe, but apparently it happens.
Just like any mother-to-be, Khloe often feels "uncomfortable and insecure." But rather than let those negative, self-conscious thoughts get you down, she advises "you just have to improvise and do the best you can." You know those inspirational "Hang In There!" posters of a cat clinging to a tree branch? Imagine Khloe clinging to a tree branch for a little motivation. Inspiring.
Also, you can always get some love and support from your romantic partner. Khloe says Tristan "is amazing and would never make me feel different in any way, but I'm sure it's uncomfortable for a man to have sex with a pregnant woman too." I'm sure it is, but luckily, Tristan has a lot of experience making things cavalier. Get it? Because he plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers? And cavalier means "showing a lack of proper concern"? I'll see myself out.
Well, that's great that Khloe has such a supportive husband. I'm sure in no time it will be March and they'll welcome little "Wildcat" into the world. Then the next generation of Kardashians will beget Kardashians, and then those Kardashians will beget Kardashians, and we'll run out of oil, fresh water, and natural gas, but we'll Kardashians, Kardashians and Kardashians.
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