Kim Kardashian's 'post-binge' selfie is the least relatable picture of all time
Happy holidays, everyone! It feels like just yesterday we were celebrating Thanksgiving; now, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day 2018 are all in the past, and if you're anything like me, that means you've eaten a ton of food over the last week or so.
The end of the year is usually a time when all of your friends seemingly get engaged, but while they're off doing that, I usually have an announcement of my own: I'm expecting. A food baby. After all that turkey, eggnog and chocolate (not at the same time, mind you), there's a very good chance you've broken a couple of dieting rules, and on this occasion, the proof is literally in the pudding.
I could post a picture of my post-celebration gut, but I'm pretty sure that's in violation of quite a few Facebook guidelines. You're probably in a similar situation, but you know who else had a massive binge this Christmas? Kim Kardashian, of course.
They may post plenty of fitness videos and racy selfies, but don't get it twisted: the Kardashians love to pig out come December 25, and Kim Kardashian is no exception. I mean, take a look at this dessert spread from their holiday celebrations, and you'll be as jealous as you are hungry.
Kim Kardashian really went for it on Christmas, I'm told. She even posted a selfie of her body after her latest binge, but you really wouldn't be able to tell. Love her or hate her, Kim Kardashian remains one of the most recognisable women of the present day, and even when she binges on food, she doesn't look any different.
I mean, it's ridiculous, isn't it? Kitted out in a beige tube top and skirt combo, Kim gives us the peace sign as her caption explains "back to salads now", with the salad in her other hand confirming that yes, Kim Kardashian is back on the salad. Don't you hate it when you go on a food binge and look exactly the same?
Like, for me, if I even so much as looked at what the Kardashians ate for Christmas, I'd probably gain around 20 pounds. As explained by Heatworld, there's a lot of food we can expect, including Kourtney Kardashian's turkey meatloaf, Kim's Mac and Cheese, not to mention all of these cookies and desserts!
Of course, we can't really begrudge Kim going back to salads, because she does work super hard on her body, and I don't know if you've noticed, but it kind of shows. Earlier this year, she managed to drop down to a barely-believable 116 pounds, causing her family to label her as anorexic (but, like, in a good way).
Ah, well. Like most of us, Kim Kardashian will have enjoyed her Christmas binge, and will be eager to get back on the healthy stuff. But unlike most of us, Kim Kardashian... looks like Kim Kardashian.