Kris Jenner threw a Valentine's party and things got seriously wild
It's safe to say that everyone has been Keeping Up with the new arrivals in the Kardashian-Jenner klan of late. Back in 2017, the internet was constantly on the brink of "breaking" when not one, not two, but three Kardashians were reportedly pregnant. Kim was the first to confirm that she was expecting via surrogate, but Kylie and Khloé decided to keep people on the edge of their seats for a bit longer.
In fact, beauty mogul Kylie Jenner only broke the news that she was pregnant after she'd already given birth. The 20-year-old took to Instagram on the 4th February to announce the birth of Stormi Webster, and apologised for her radio-silence for the past six months, writing "I’m sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions".
"Pregnancy has been the most beautiful, empowering, and life changing experience I’ve had in my entire life and I’m actually going to miss it. I appreciate my friends and especially my family for helping me make this special moment as private as we could."
But in wake of the media frenzy that has surrounded the Kardashians' procreating spree, few have had the chance to pause and congratulate Kris Jenner on becoming a grandmother nine times over. However, it's apparent that she's definitely taking celebrating seriously, as evidenced by her Valentine's Day bash.
To celebrate the day of love, Kris decided to throw a little party on Wednesday evening. And, as could be expected, it had all the usual Kardashian accoutrements, including a four-course meal and chocolate place settings. Among the guests were Kim, Kanye, Rob, Khloé, Tristan Thompson and Corey Gamble.
"How cute is my mom! She took my chocolate huge hearts that I gave from my perfume, and broke them and made place cards for the table for our Valentine’s Day dinner," KKW Beauty entrepreneur, Kim, said in a video shared on her Instagram story. "My mom is so resourceful."
However, judging by Kim and Khloé's Instagram stories, Kris seemed to have skipped the chocolates and gone straight for the champagne. After dinner, the 62-year-old decided to have a go at karaoke, reprising some classics by Britney Spears and MC Hammer, but it quickly became apparent that she'd had one glass too many.
After singing Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations and having a stab at the Spice Girls, mama Kris took a well-deserved rest. But even Khloé couldn't decide if Kris had fallen asleep while sitting up.
But thankfully she woke up to give us a now-infamous rendition of Britney Spears' Baby One More Time.
The people of the internet were all living for drunk Kris. One Twitter user wrote, "I'm screaming at Kris Jenner on Khloé's Insta story haha", while another added, "Drunk @KrisJenner is my favourite Kris Jenner".
I mean, I think we can all agree that "I love you, Khloé... I'm not sure why I love you" is our new favourite Kardashian quote, period.