Kylie Jenner's 21st birthday cake is pretty much everything you'd expect from Kylie Jenner
For me, there's no greater feeling than finally becoming old enough to drink legally; striding up to a bartender and ordering that first drink, pretending to be completely clueless about what you're ordering. It's a rite of passage for many young adults in colleges and universities across the world, and it's now something that Kylie Jenner gets to experience as well.
I don't know about you, but I'm having a hard time believing that Kylie Jenner is as young as she is. The youngest of the Kardashian Klan by a couple of years, she's already had a significant amount happen to her in her short time on this earth; she's dated one rapper and is currently dating another one, she's already a mom, and - oh yeah - she's a billionaire.
I repeat: she has only just turned 21 years old. Makes you feel just awful about your own life, doesn't it?
Kylie Jenner is apparently out to prove how much better she is than us, so you can expect that her 21st birthday was pretty much incomparable with our own substandard efforts. And with the likes of Kris and Caitlyn Jenner both in attendance (a rare sight indeed), the stories we're hearing from the party certainly live up to the occasion.
Taking over the West Hollywood restaurant Delilah on August 9, Kylie Jenner's birthday was everything you'd expect from a socialite's birthday - and then some. With plenty of celebrities and a 'Pretty in Pink' dress code, there was a colour-coded drinks system to decode (I think different colours indicated your relationship status), plus a ball pit for some extra fun. But what about the cake itself - the only thing I really care about when it comes to celebrities and their various events?
If you look at the delicious effort put together for Kylie's baby daddy Travis Scott, you'd have high expectations for Kylie's 21st, and on this occasion, you'd be correct. Kylie Jenner rang in her 21st year with a pretty special cake, which I have the immense pleasure of showing you right now. It's... interesting.
Of course, now Kylie is of the legal age to drink, you can bet that idea'll be represented at some point on the cake, and right there at the top you have what looks like a wasted Barbie doll at the end of a long night. Surrounded by bottles of alcohol and dressed up in Kylie's second outfit of the night (of course there was a costume change), this 'Puking Barbie' was joined by another doll, meant to represent Kylie's BFF Jordyn Woods.
All in all, you might say it's a little bit extra from Kylie Jenner, but really, would you expect anything less from this socialite extraordinaire? I'm a little bit jealous of Kylie's cake, to be honest, and after a long night of partying after turning 21, I have a feeling this cake could end up being a pretty handy hangover cure as well.
I wish she'd bake me a cake for my next birthday.