The 2018 Kardashian-Jenner Christmas card is here, and some people are missing

The 2018 Kardashian-Jenner Christmas card is here, and some people are missing

It's December 24, so by now the front of your fridge is probably covered with Christmas cards from family. Well, tear all that crap down. The Kardashian-Jenners just released their 2018 Christmas card, and they are far more important than your family.

This photo almost didn't happen due to scheduling conflicts. As you probably saw on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim and Kourtney got into an explosive argument while trying to figure out a day and time that work for everybody.

During the row, Kim said, "I need Kourtney to not be so f***ing annoying with a stick up her ass like she f***ng runs this sh*t, because she doesn’t. She’s the least exciting to look at, so she can be out." Later, Kourtney fired back at Kim, stating, "You're a very distraught, evil human being. I don't agree with who you are as a human being."

Due to all that drama, you'd probably expect Kourtney and her family to be absent from the 2018 Christmas card. However, Kardashian-Jenners are just like any family: Even when they're pissed off at each other, they can pretend everything's fine, and put on convincing smiles for the camera.

Today, Kim shared her family's glamorous 2018 Christmas card on Instagram, writing, "Merry Christmas!! ✞ We all wish you love and harmony✞ So far this is by far my most favorite of any Christmas ✞ I have all I could ever want ✞ FAMILY ✞"

In the photo, the KarJenners are squeezed onto a tiny couch, dressed in their finest winter white. On the left, we have Dream Kardashian (Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian's daughter) who is hugging/strangling Mason (Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's son). Next to them, golden crowned Khloé holds her daughter, True Thompson. (The father, Tristan Thompson isn't pictured, but after all that cheating drama, did you really expect to see him?)

Kourtney Kardashian holds Penelope Disick and Reign Disick, while trying her best to be "interesting to look at." (Did she succeed?) Next to her, Kylie holds Stormi Webster, whom she had with rapper Travis Scott. (Not pictured, probably because he was on tour.) And of course, Kim Kardashian sits on the far right, holding her three kids, North, Chicago and Saint West.

Now, if you know you know your Kardashians, and I know you do, you probably noticed that three key family members are missing: Matriarch Kris Jenner, entitled model Kendall Jenner, and hip-hop icon turned insufferable social media troll, Kanye West.

On Twitter, Kim explained their absence: "This year we waited until the last minute to do a card. Schedules we’re changing, my husband was in and out of town. But The day of this card last minute realized we were all together so we had all of our kids come meet us.." She continued, "Kendall and my mom rushed to a meeting after this shoot so this is what we have! As many of us as possible!"

Okay, so at least three members of the Kardashian-Jenner family are missing. But it's still a beautiful Christmas card - way better than all the Christmas cards from your family.