This is the moment Kylie Jenner's pregnancy secret was almost blown completely
And so, once more, we delve into the complicated world of the Kardashians.
Is Kris Jenner an evil genius plotting world domination? Is Kim Kardashian actually a bit of a legend? Is Kylie walking her baby Stormi in a stroller and outfit clad almost entirely in Gucci actually quite great? I don't know anymore, I just don't know.
Alternative line of questioning: have the Kardashians won me round? Am I - whisper it - actually a fan now?
Let us examine the facts. Gather ye, gather ye.
I - gulp - well, I follow quite a few of them on Instagram. So, there's that.
I know a quite startling amount of trivia on them. Like, I'm an expert. Without meaning to become one, without quite realising it was even happening. But here we are. Here we piggin' well are.
I've been known to - quite vociferously - defend them with a fervour I normally reserve for talking about my beloved Arsenal Football Club.
All things considered, and purely on a cosmetic level (haha), it would appear, in fact, that I do quite like the Kardashian/Jenner family. Does this mean I'm going to start watching Keeping up with the Kardashians? Absolutely not. Does it mean that I know what someone means when they use the abbreviation KUWTK? Yes, it absolutely does.
Anyway, enough introspection; it's time to get serious.
As you all know, Kylie Jenner has a baby. The baby's name is Stormi. Why do you know this? Because literally everyone in the world knows this.
But, for a long time, we were all guessing, were we not? Like a fumbling mystic trying to predict Armageddon, we allocated long minutes of speculation on which of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters was pregnant in something that resembled a bizarre game of Guess Who? that spiralled wildly out of all control.
Kylie Jenner, as we all found out later, had made a conscious decision not to publicise her pregnancy, choosing instead to take some time for herself in which she could truly enjoy and grow while she carried baby Stormi.
This didn't stop the wild speculation, though, in fact, it probably just ended up stoking the fire even more. (CUT to an extreme close up of Kris Jenner smiling a slow evil smile and raising her knowing eyebrows to the camera).
Well, as it turns out, there was a moment that almost gave the entire game away, and the family was apparently freaking out over it all. It was all down to a TMZ photograph that appeared to show a pregnant Kylie Jenner, except that due to the angle of the picture, her baby bump wasn't fully visible. Conclusive proof? I think not.
That didn't stop Kim from going into meltdown though, as she recalls;
"I literally woke up at six in the morning and I saw it and called her and Travis. They were like, "What's wrong?! What's wrong?" And I'm like: "There's pictures of you on TMZ!" He must think we're freaks."
Khloe revealed her relief at the angle the photographer was able to get:
"It's the angle. They got her from face on. But if they'd got a side shot, it would've been over for her." Kim agreed, saying: "It would've been over. Over."
Kim also had some praise for Kylie's friends' silence over the whole debacle;
"Your friends deserve awards. Now you know you have some real ones. That wouldn't have happened in my day."
All's well that ends well, eh Kylie?