Twitter users body-shame Madonna, question if she has butt implants after NYE performance

Twitter users body-shame Madonna, question if she has butt implants after NYE performance

On New Year's Eve, Madonna gave a surprise performance at New York City's Stonewall Inn, alongside her 13-year-old son David Banda. After midnight, they performed her classic 1989 hit Like A Prayer, plus a cover of Elvis Presley's Can't Stop Falling In Love. And just before midnight, Madge delivered speech to the crowd, advising everyone to start the new year with kindness.

"If we truly took the time to get to know one another, we would find that we all bleed the same color and we all need to love and be loved," said the 60-year-old Queen of Pop. "Let’s remember who and what we are fighting for – ourselves, for each other."

She continued, "Let’s take a minute to reflect on how we can bring more love and peace into 2019, let’s look at how we can bring random acts of kindness. Maybe we can find an opening to bring the light in. Are you ready to do that?"

At that point, the audience in the venue probably roared with approval. However, the Twitter-verse said, "Hell no!" Upon seeing photos of Madonna's NYE performance, several fans noticed her curvaceous derrière. Twitter users speculated over whether the Material Girl got butt implants, while others cracked jokes about her ample booty, wondering what could be the cause?

"#Madonna modeling adult diapers now," joked one person. "I hope she’s wearing some sort of butt cushion," added another. "I don’t think it’s a butt implant, I think it’s a wallet stuffed with money," declared a third.

"I've had plastic surgery so I'm all for it in moderation," tweeted one fan.  "BUT the doctor who did this to Madonna is ass wrong for this. Is Madonna trying to be a Kardashian? I'm not trying to body shame but young girls see this. Girls don't go this far have pride in your body and what you have!"

Another fan leapt to Madonna's defense, writing, "Leave Madonna alone , we will all be old one day , she has made her money and has given a great life to children that would be poverty stricken or dead if it wasn’t for her !!! She can do what she wants , she’s a great humanitarian !!!"

Was Madonna packing a George Costanza wallet, an adult diaper, some type of cozy butt cushion, or showing off Kardashian-esque implants? Who knows? I called the New York Police Department to see if they could assign some detectives to solve this mystery, but unfortunately they were not interested. And they were very rude. Jerks.

Well, who cares about Madonna's butt, anyway? Shouldn't we be paying more attention to Madonna's words, as she implored the crowd to treat each other with love and respect? No? You still want to scrutinize her perplexing booty? Fine! Have at it. I'll try calling the NYPD again. We have to get to the bottom of this.