The Hound from 'Game of Thrones' insulting people for five minutes straight is the best thing you'll see today
Bran Stark may have won the Six Kingdoms, but we all know there's only one true victor when it comes to throwing savage insults.
Sandor Clegane, otherwise known as The Hound, will go down in history as an absolute legend who had absolutely no qualms about offending people.
Whether he was threatening to shove arrows up a solider's a**, or calling Arya a "c*nt" for naming her sword, The Hound was always on-point and could give the sassiest queen on Ru Paul a run for her money at any given point in time.
This is why we thanked God when someone finally made the video we didn't know we'd been waiting for: The Hound Roasting People for Five Minutes Straight.
Cut together by a Youtuber with the account name Supercuts Delight, the footage features the very best of the character's burns and if there's one thing you need to watch today, it's this:
No one has sharper wit than The Hound:
Of course, now Game of Thrones is over, we won't be seeing Sandor Clegane again - but even if the hit HBO show were to continue, The Hound went out in a (literal) blaze of glory in season eight, episode five when he finally fought his brother Gregor Clegane, otherwise known as The Mountain.
Rory McCann, the man responsible for giving us eight years of The Hound, described himself as "blessed" to be given the big scene in the penultimate episode.
"I’m dead," he told Entertainment Weekly in an interview. "It would have been nice to keep living and go on a road trip and do a spin-off. But I’m absolutely delighted. I’m blessed to be given this storyline. Blessed to be given storylines in the past seasons with all the [Westeros] politics going on - that we were able to have a Hound-Arya road trip."
We'll all be rewatching Sandor and Gregor's incredible final battle for years:
He continued to admit that The Hound's insults were some of the best, saying: "The Hound seems to get some great one-liners. You could have a T-shirt factory with just the one-liners I’ve been given."
"I’ll be glad to be out of a job where I’m in hours of makeup. I’m always on set first. I’ve been trying to sleep on the floor [of the trailer which seems too small for him] for the past six/seven years. I’ll bring my own caravan next time. I’m due for an upgrade."
We'll miss you and your savage burns, Sandor!