Whenever someone I know gets a new tattoo I tell them I think it's "brilliant, genius, perfect, well done you mate, what a brave decision, not everyone would've thought that getting a cabbage on tattooed on your thigh would look good, but god bless you, you went through with it anyway".
Tattoos are one of the biggest commitments you can make without getting married, getting a pet dog or buying a house, because they are conspicuously there for time immemorial. Unless you're going to get it lasered off at some indistinct point in the future - and let's face it, you're never going to bother doing that - then a tattoo is a lifetime contract made between some ink and your skin. Think on this. Now tell me, was getting the word "foot" tattooed on your knuckles really funny enough to justify the pain and permanence of the godforsaken thing?
In recent years, tattoos have become so de rigueur that people have started putting them on their faces. No longer merely the realm of Mike Tyson; now celebs like Post Malone, Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne have clambered aboard the face tattoo bandwagon, and the movement shows no chance of slowing down anytime soon.
Personally, my low pain threshold makes getting a tattoo something of a rigmarole, for both myself and the poor soul who has to sit through my whimpers and complaints for an afternoon. One famous face who seems to have no such qualms, though, is Miley Cyrus.
The singer has a whole host of cool ink about her person, from a "just breathe" motif near her ribcage that she says she got when she was 17, to the word "love" tattooed on her ear.
And now, it would seem that Miley has got another new piece of ink done, but this time it wouldn't appear to be something quite so sentimental.
It seems that Miley has thrown all caution to the wind and got herself the word "pussy" tattooed on her ankle, because, frankly, why on earth not?
And here's a full video of Cyrus getting the iconic piece of work done.
Despite this seeming like new intel on Miley's tattoo sitchu, there has been some debate online as to when the singer actually got the ink done. Some fans believe that she got the tattoo back in the summer, with the photo and video only now being uploaded to Insta.
Either way, if Miley Cyrus were ever to approach me and ask what I thought of her new ink - which let's face it she definitely won't under any circumstances, ever - then I'd probably say something like "brilliant, genius, perfect, well done you mate, what a brave decision, the word 'p*ssy' tattooed on your ankle, what a stroke of inspiration".
Loving your work, Miley!
