15 of the pettiest people to ever walk planet Earth
You have probably been advised many times in your life to turn the other cheek.
After all, what is to be gained by matching immature behaviour with an equally childish response? As we get older, most of us grow out of the juvenile mores of our younger selves, though this is not exclusively the case; people of all ages are capable of being ridiculously petty when they put their minds to it.
Whether sick of some particularly irritating co-worker, or delivering the perfect Twitter clap-back, really, we should celebrate pettiness as an art form. If we did, these people would surely be considered the auteurs of their medium, as they are possibly the most petty people to ever walk the Earth.
1. Poetic justice
2. Utterly brutal
3. I think you've made your point
4. Looks delicious
5. Here, I made it especially for you
6. I love that they took the time to do this
7. Just to be clear
8. Elsie has had enough
9. People deal with breakups in strange ways
10. They've had that drawing ready for the day that someone parked badly
11. When you're just sick of people stealing food
12. When you still like the picture, but not the person
13. That ceiling can never be clean enough
14. This cat knows no master
15. He's an evil genius
I think there's something to be learned from each of these most petty of individuals. Bow down to the masters of the long game, the subtle put down, the passive aggressive move. It truly is art.