Aldi is now selling bargain alcohol-infused sausages just in time for your summer BBQ
Well, would you look at that? It feels like only yesterday that we were tucking into Christmas dinner and ringing in the New Year; now, you're telling me that summer's just around the corner? Wow. I've got to catch up if I'm going to get that summer bod up to speed. Ah, screw it; at this point, I might just hang around at my garden, and get the grill ready for three months of barbecues.
Yep, summer's great for a lot of things, but chief among them is the promise of hanging out with all your friends in the sun, soaking up the rays, as well as a ton of alcohol. I can't wait, you guys. But as you're with all of your friends by the fire, cooking up some delicious meat and swigging a beer, do you ever wonder if things could be more... efficient?
I love drinking and eating hot dogs, but the only thing is that in order to take a sip of alcohol, I've got to stop shovelling sausage into my mouth. Such a tragic waste of time, right? Well, folks, if you've ever thought that (and it's pretty likely you have), then Aldi have the perfect solution.
If you're a fan of getting drunk while you eat and haven't got the sweet tooth for a rum cake, then I've got the perfect food for you. Aldi have seen fit to bless us this summer with alcohol-infused sausages (which they refer to as "Boozy Bangers"), so you can get a buzz going at your BBQ without all that effort of chugging a beer.
Even better, should you desire, there are two different flavours of boozy bangers for you to enjoy at a BBQ some time soon. First, you've got the Thatcher’s Traditional Cider and Bramley Apple flavour - but if that's not enough, there's also Golden Ale and Cheese, for a richer, more succulent taste.
Both of these boozy sausages have an ABV of around 3.5 percent, so until they come out with vodka sausages or a hot dog that tastes like a freshly-mixed Sex on the Beach, going to the club with nothing but sausage meat in your belly is still considered to be a terrible idea.
Well, there you have it, folks! We've got summer just round the corner, and whether you're trying to get drunk at a cookout in record time or just have a little more fun at your BBQ, Aldi Boozy Bangers are the sausages for you!