Parents are sharing the creepiest thing their kid has ever said to them
Kids say the darndest things, right? All parents have a hilarious anecdote or two about their children going off-piste and blurting out something unexpected. Most of the time, these tales have a healthy dose of hilarity and can be told time and time again at family dinners for the amusement of everyone aside from said red-faced child. However, there's another kind of anecdote that is not so often shared, the kind that keeps parents up late into the night.
When parents were asked to share the creepiest thing their kids had ever said to them, there were some shocks in store; while some went hand-in-hand with that classic comedy all parents have come to know and love, others were pure terrifying. You can't give children back, right? Because if my kid said some of these things, I'm not sure if I'd want to sleep in the same house as them.
"My toddler went through a phase where she would just constantly say 'hi' to things. "Hi hi hi hi hi hi"
One day, it came out sounding more like 'Die die die die die'
So I say to her "What's that you're saying?"
And turns to face me and just whispers 'Diiiieeeeeee.......'"
"I was tucking in my two year old. He said "Good bye dad." I said, "No, we say good night." He said "I know. But this time its good bye." Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there."
"Not to me, but to his grandmother.
He was cuddling with her and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she's very old, and will die soon.
Then he makes a point of looking at the clock."
"My niece was sitting on the couch with a weird look on her face. Her mom asked her what she was thinking about, and she said, 'I'm imagining the waves of blood rushing over me.'
Turned out they had been at a local science museum with an exhibit on the circulatory system. One of the features was a walk among some giant fake blood vessels, and she was remembering that."