Men reveal the 10 things they hate women doing during sex
Sex is something we should all enjoy, and the crux of great sex lies in how we communicate with our partners. If you're not into getting gagged and humiliated, it's probably best to let your partner know before you end up on the receiving end of an upsetting episode involving a gimp mask, wooden paddle and a car in the woods.
While sex can be great, there are some incidents where it can go... shall we say, pear shaped. There's plenty of memes about men trying to figure out the anatomy of female sexual organs and locating where the G-spot is, but it also turns out straight women do plenty of things to annoy men as well.
I know, men moaning about sex? Never! But luckily for us, we now live in an era where sex is no longer regarded as a taboo, and we all are more than happy to discuss it out in public. So, in light of this sexual liberation, men have revealed the 10 things that they hate women doing in sex, and here they are.
1. Being too loud
No one likes a silent assassin, but christ you're not at the opera! It's a sad fact of life that most people now live in shared accommodation due to rent hikes, and their housemates don't want to hear your best falsetto attempt at 3:30am. Keep it down!
2. Watching porn together and then getting jealous
First things first, we all watch porn. Lets stop denying it. However, watching porn with your partner is a slippery slope. Do not suggest watching porn with your partner in order to spice things up in the bedroom and then proceed to get annoyed/jealous when his bulge begins to grow over the action on the screen and not over you.
3. Lying back and doing nothing
It takes two to tango, and it also takes two to plough. Lying down and taking it is both patronizing and uninspiring and should never be done by whoever is on the bottom (both men and women are guilty for this). The person on top wants to know that you're at least enjoying the steamy soiree, so give it a bit of oomph, will you?
4. Going to the toilet and not washing afterwards
I mean, is this something I really need to put here? If you're lucky enough that your partner likes to stick their head between your legs and say hello on a regular occasion, you could at least keep it washed and clean down there. Same applies to you fellas as well, no one wants to stick their gob near smelly genitals. Lets keep it clean, yeah?
5. Scratching his back
Most people like a bit of rough and tumble in the sack, but sometimes you can have too much of a good thing. While back scratching looks hot in movies and on pictures, it can actually be pretty painful. Unless your man has specifically asked for it, it's probably not best to draw chunks of flesh and blood from his back.
6. Being too self conscious
One of the biggest contributors to someone's sex appeal is confidence. If you're someone who switches the light off as soon as it begins to get a bit frisky, it is more than likely that it will worry the man you're getting down and dirty with. So what if you have one boob bigger than the other, or a birthmark on your leg? We all have imperfections; own them.
7. Only enjoying missionary
"Variety is the spice of life and the world would be a boring place if we all did the same things" - Jake Taylor, 2017.
Take that quote with you and apply it to the sack. Sex is meant to be fun, so don't do the same thing week-in-week-out. Get the Kamasutra Sex Positions app on your phone, try out some different positions and enjoy getting to know each other; we're not on this planet for long enough to have boring sex.
8. Telling him when to orgasm
While men can orgasm much more regularly than their female counterparts, telling him when to go can be the ultimate mood killer. Unfortunately, men can't just blow their load on cue, and asking him to go at that second can easily be interpreted to mean "please just hurry up and finish".
9. Only making an effort when you go out
"Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong" raps Drake on Best I Ever Had. However, unlike Drake, a lot of men apparently don't like the minimal-effort-look when it comes to sex. Men like a woman who takes pride in her appearance and want that to be reflected when getting naughty. Although, if you're going to naked, why the f**k does it matter what you're wearing?
10. Acting like you've done him a favour
Yes, a man should be thankful that he regularly gets to romp with you, but you shouldn't make him feel bad about it. Sex should be mutual between two adults and should also be mutually enjoyed. If you're not gagging for some... sex, just don't do it. No harm done.
And there you have it: 10 things that men hate women doing in sex. It's fair to say that most of these points can be applied to both sexes, and by no means are men angels when it comes to performing in bed. As said earlier, sex is about communication, let each other know what you're into and the rest will cum naturally.