People are texting their boyfriends to schedule a d*** appointment, and the responses are hilarious

People are texting their boyfriends to schedule a d*** appointment, and the responses are hilarious

When you're dating someone, and you both have busy schedules, it can be difficult to to find time for dinner, let alone a night of passionate lovemaking. We all have needs, and every spare minute is precious, so it helps to be blunt. Hence the term "d*ck appointment" - aka, when you book a time to have sex with a man.

Twitter user @baby_b0ne texted her boyfriend, "hello, i would like to make a dick appointment. do you have anything available?" He replied, "Why yes, looks like I have every spot open ever for you." On Twitter, a screenshot of the sweet, funny conversation went viral, inspiring a meme.

In the caption, @baby_b0ne challenged the internet: "text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses." And boy, did the internet deliver. The tweet received more than 53,000 likes, and several hilarious replies. Here are the highlights!

"IM F****ING DEADDDD LMAO"

dick appointment meme Credit: @ivysalazr

The patient appears quite thirsty

dick appointment meme Credit: @MarsyArtsy

We all have priorities

dick appointment meme Credit: @riiinthesky

"WAIT HAHHHh I’m DEAD AF"

dick appointment meme Credit: @eternalmeraki

That escalated quickly

dick appointment meme Credit: @jessismiles__

Customers beware

dick appointment meme Credit: @baby_b0nes

Always be professional

dick appointment meme Credit: @AmyleighCraigg

dick appointment meme Credit: @AmyleighCraigg

"in need for a new man, this is UNACCEPTABLE"

dick appointment meme Credit: @jessicaaavoo

dick appointment meme Credit: @jessicaaavoo

dick appointment meme Credit: @jessicaaavoo

dick appointment meme Credit: @jessicaaavoo

dick appointment meme Credit: @jessicaaavoo

It's hard to beat that last one (pun intended), but feel free to try!