People are sharing their worst ever Valentine's Day horror stories
I thought Cupid was supposed to aim for the heart?
"As a treat, I dressed up as a sexy policewoman - complete with handcuffs and a plastic gun. I tied my boyfriend up on the bed, then jokingly 'shot' him, thinking the gun would just make a sound. Nope, it contained actual plastic pellets - that don't hurt that much... unless they hit your bare tackle. I'll never forget his howl... and the lack of sex after."
Can someone date this person? Please?
"I spend every single Valentine's Day living up to my user name"
Sounds like this guy's parents were having a cracking V-Day
"I went out with the lads last year as we were all single; it was a good night - until I came home and found my parents bent over the kitchen table. And no, they weren't eating. Scarred for life."
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