
People are sharing their worst ever Valentine's Day horror stories
Credit: Frank McKenna
I thought Cupid was supposed to aim for the heart?
"As a treat, I dressed up as a sexy policewoman - complete with handcuffs and a plastic gun. I tied my boyfriend up on the bed, then jokingly 'shot' him, thinking the gun would just make a sound. Nope, it contained actual plastic pellets - that don't hurt that much... unless they hit your bare tackle. I'll never forget his howl... and the lack of sex after."
- Jodie
Can someone date this person? Please?
"I spend every single Valentine's Day living up to my user name"
Sounds like this guy's parents were having a cracking V-Day
"I went out with the lads last year as we were all single; it was a good night - until I came home and found my parents bent over the kitchen table. And no, they weren't eating. Scarred for life."
- Benji

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