Women share the worst pick-up lines they've ever heard
Back when I was single, the one thing I could never get right was the pick-up line. In fact, I was so bad at coming up with something to say that I usually didn't say anything at all. Frankly, it's a miracle I've got a girlfriend. But there are a lot of men out there who don't hesitate with these things - even when they really should have.
If you are going to try and approach a woman you don't know with a witty one-liner to win her over, you've got to be memorable and creative with what you say. But that sort of thinking has inevitably led to plenty of men saying incredibly creep, or plain old strange things to women. And after the question was posed to the women of Reddit, a plethora of users came forward with their recollections.
1. Not exactly a compliment
2. This just gets worse and worse
3. Living a fantasy
4. Not getting anywhere with that line
5. How did he think this would work?
6. He protests too much
7. A peculiar choice
8. Incredibly inappropriate
9. The most romantic of settings
10. No one has ever said this before
11. Thanks for the tip, jerk
12. Either a sick joke or a real problem
13. Beyond rude
14. Not an inviting proposal
15. Creepy psychic
16. The ego on this guy...
17. Poetry clearly isn't his strong-suit
18. Why say something like this?
19. This is the cringiest line
The fact that these guys thought that any of these pick-up lines would work, or even believed that they were appropriate enough to say to someone else, is beyond my comprehension. If you thought these guys were idiotic, you should check out this list of terrible lies people actually thought would work.