Pornhub reveals the most popular 'Avengers' searches leading up to 'Endgame'

Pornhub reveals the most popular 'Avengers' searches leading up to 'Endgame'

The Avengers: Endgame has finally been released in theaters, delivering an epic climax to Marvel's cosmic 22-movie story. But if you're looking for another kind of climax, and aren't ready to say goodbye to your favorite characters, good news! You can find unsanctioned Avengers-themed videos on the adult entertainment site Pornhub. There's no guarantee on the quality, but they're probably better than Thor: The Dark World.

After The Avengers: Infinity War was released, Pornhub reported a 356% surge in ‘Avengers’ searches. Pretty impressive. However, this year, in the weeks leading up to the release of Endgame, the site reported an incredible 2,912% surge in Avengers searches. That's an additional two million searches over a week! I wonder if in any of these clips, you hear a snap, and half the people disappear.

Avengers search popularity Credit: Pornhub

Pornhub also published a graph revealing which Avengers characters were the most popular in searches. Coming in at number one, the newest Avenger, Captain Marvel. Well, she is absurdly powerful, like Mario after getting a star, so maybe her strength has something to do with it. Or maybe it's just the novelty of someone new. Either way, somebody tell Brie Larson about this, because I'm sure she'll be thrilled.

Coming in after Carol Danvers, we have Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanova, who's played by Scarlett Johansson in the movies. Captain Marvel got triple the amount of searches as Black Widow - hope you're not too bummed out, Scarlett. Widow is followed by Spider-Man, Hulk, Captain America, Scarlet Witch, Gamora, Thor, Iron Man and Black Panther. (What? No Thanos? Josh Brolin recently shared nudes of the big purple alien, and he's thicc.

Avengers character popularity Credit: Pornhub

You know, in the weeks leading up to Endgame, a ridiculous theory surfaced online. Fans speculated that Ant-Man will shrink down, crawl into Thanos' butt, then expand to regular size, killing him. On social media, fans posted hilarious memes, showing Ant-Man contemplating entering the 'Thanus.'

On The Graham Norton talk show, Paul Rudd, who plays Ant-Man, addressed the theory. "I think I know the theory you’re talking about," he said, laughing. "Yeah, a lot of people have asked me recently if I shrink down and go up, uh, the theory is called the ‘Thanus’. And go into Thanos in a certain orifice and then grow giant-sized.... But why not the ear or the nose? Why does it have to be [that]?"

Here's Paul Rudd addressing the 'Thanus' theory on the Grahan Norton Show:

Well, spoiler alert, the 'Thanus' scenario does not happen in Avengers: Endgame. But in unsanctioned videos on Pornhub, anything is possible. (Hopefully in a future Pornhub video, someone says "I love you 3000."