The 'me on Ellen' meme turns Ellen's generosity into hilariously dark comedy

The 'me on Ellen' meme turns Ellen's generosity into hilariously dark comedy

On Ellen DeGeneres' daytime talk show, she often surprises people with a heartwarming present: an 11-year old singer got a visit from Idina Menzel, a "funky white sister" got to perform Work It with Missy Elliott, a pair of mother and daughter superfans got a trip to Los Angeles to see a taping of the show - you get the idea.

The segments make for captivating television, and now they've inspired a hilarious meme: Twitter users imagine themselves as guests on Ellen's show, where they express their deepest desire. No matter how dark or gruesome, she grants their wish like a benevolent god, and they tear up with gratitude. Here are some highlights:

Drown your sorrows

Congratulations!

Go ahead and shake hands

Wonder if he'll apologize for Song Of The South

Therapy is important

iT wAs aN iNsIdE jOb

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Who's hungry?

"That is not dead which can eternal lie

And with strange aeons even death may die"

"Scientists are liars!" - anti-vaxxers, probably

Gotta collect them all

Justice at last

Won't kill Princess Leia though

It's getting meta

She has powers we don't understand

Just don't bring out Mater

I knew it!

Ellen has not publicly acknowledged the meme yet, but she must be aware of it, as an omniscient, magical being. Bring forth the Old Ones!