Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant
That's right, a new Kardashian is pregnant. Kylie Jenner, 20 years old, of course, is pregnant with rapper Travis Scott's child, who is 26, and the baby is presumed to be a daughter. Khloe Kardashian, 33 years old, is pregnant with 26 year old Cavaliers player Tristan Thompson, and Kim and Kanye are also due to have a child through a surrogate.
This makes Kourtney Kardashian the fourth pregnant member of the family. My God, too many baby showers, too many upcoming baby photos and profiles, just too much. But they didn't ask for this coverage, at this point, so it's not their fault. Everyone grows up and has kids at some point.
Kourtney Kardashian, who is 38, is pregnant with Younes Bendjima's child.
An anonymous source, as usual, dishes out the sauce:
“Khloé and Kylie are both starting to plan out their nurseries, and Kim and Kourtney are also involved in the process. All the sisters are super excited, and Kris Jenner has been helping as well. Khloé is looking for a home with Tristan, and she’s thrilled they’ve taken this next step together. The whole family is being super supportive of each other.”
Since everyone's pregnant, everyone is supporting each other. I mean, that makes sense. It's a lot of pregnancy. Every week, a new Kardashian is pregnant. But we're out of Kardashians at the moment. Well, maybe Kendall can get pregnant? Idk, I don't even know who Kendall is. Is she an android? That's possible. Replicants, all of them.
The source explained that Kris Jenner “still wants to keep a low profile” and “prefers to stay home”. Makes sense here, everyone in her family is pregnant. Time to take it slow.
The source went on to say, regarding Kourtney:
“Even though this is a very exciting time for her, she wants to be more private for now and is doing her best to stay out of the public eye. She feels good, but her body is changing. She doesn’t want to be photographed. At the moment, she wants more privacy. She has family and friends come to her house instead so she has company. She’s very excited about the baby though. She talks about the baby nonstop. She is already shopping like crazy.”
Well, privacy does sound good. Too bad they'll never get it, and every second of these kids' lives will be viciously photographed. And thousands of articles will follow them wherever they go.
So, I guess this also means that all the Kardashians are settled down. Pregnancy brings things to a real halt, and the slow pace may be healthy. No more boyfriends and controversies, just nurseries and sleepless nights. I guess they'll all be going through it together.
What do you think? Are you excited for all the upcoming baby news, or are you ready to let the Kardashians raise their new families in peace and quiet from the limelight? Personally, I would never want to be raised on a TV show. Privacy, ultimately, is the best option.