Leaked conversation between Chrissy Teigen and her assistant leaves everyone wanting her job
The internet is obsessed with many things: avocado toast, memes, the Kardashians and... the veritable powerhouse that is Chrissy Teigen. If you were to ask someone to pin-point when exactly Chrissy Teigen became a household name, chances are you wouldn't come up with one unanimous answer. Sure, Teigen is known for her modelling career (by and by her good looks), her picture perfect marriage to Grammy award winning musician, John Legend, but it's her eviscerating sense of humour that has made her such a topic of conversation in recent years (showcased on social media platforms such as Snapchat, Twitter and Instagram).
But while Chrissy Teigen is known for her wry and witty commentaries on everything going on in politics and pop-culture, she's also incredibly good at poking fun at herself too. I mean, she regularly digs into her adorable one-year-old daughter, Luna (in a loving way, of course). Case in point, when someone asked her how Luna was doing, she simply replied "I dunno I can't find her".
And it doesn't just stop there. Chrissy refuses to take any nonsense when it comes to haters, often replying with something appropriately hilarious such as "well say goodbye cause u blocked now, dumb b".
And now, the former model and television star has shared a screenshot of what it's like to work with her, and goodness gracious, I think I've found my dream job.
31-year-old Teigen took to Twitter to share what it's actually like to work for her. She posted a screenshot of a text conversation between her and her personal assistant, and it has to be the best job ever.
The caption read, "What is it like being an assistant in Hollywood, you ask?" And the one-sided interaction which followed went something like this:
"Been trying to find a big rolling one you wanted, but not finding many. Did find this with an official bingo caller for $350 for the evening"
And then at 8:37 pm, Chrissy's assistant wrote:
"Fiona will be there around 9:10pm"
And the last correspondence at 9:48pm read:
"FYI your nipple was fully out in one of your snaps [...] I deleted it"
Of course, the internet couldn't get enough of Chrissy's rather unique way of apologising for the accidental nip slip, and they were also very envious of her assistant's job.
One Twitter user was eager for to work for Chrissy, writing "Hey Chrissy, Let me know if you ever need a babysitter. I live in Studio City and I think Luna is the cutest thing. Can send resume," while another just added "I’m in the wrong line of work".
Other people, however, were more concerned about Chrissy's radio silence. A fan remarked "Chrissy REPLY TO THE POOR GIRL", and another rather savagely quoted Chrissy back to herself, saying "Oh so you can tweet but not text".
Well, I don't know about you but I would love to be Chrissy Teigen's assistant - even if she really is that terrible at replying.