Kylie Jenner and Rob Kardashian are suing Blac Chyna for an assault

Kylie Jenner and Rob Kardashian are suing Blac Chyna for an assault

For those of you were are tired of all this celebrity news, this story is at least somewhat of a respite in the form of schadenfreude: Blac Chyna, after a massive media tour casting herself as purely an innocent victim, turning that publicity into a potential record deal as a rapper, is being sued by Rob Kardashian and Kylie Jenner for assault, battery and extortion.

Rob Kardashian, of course, is the father of Chyna's child, 10 month old Dream Kardashian. The pair officially split last year, and became seemingly mortal enemies after Rob leaked revenge porn of Chyna on social media, going full-psycho after enduring months of her sleeping with him and cheating with other men. Kylie Jenner, along with the rest of her sisters, never liked Chyna. But Kylie had special reason to despise Chyna: Kylie dated raper Tyga for multiple years, and Tyga also had a child with Black Chyna before that. So they've both been with the same man, and Kylie saw Chyna as an opportunistic person who would play people for her benefit.

In this new lawsuit, the allegations against Chyna are pretty shocking.

Of course, it gets pretty personal, with the suit calling Chyna a "money-hungry, shameless pseudo-celebrity" and accusing her of having a daughter with Rob simply to profit off the Kardashian money machine. In a great diss to both of them: this makes a lot of sense. Rob Kardashian, unless he has the personality of a saint, doesn't really stand out. Chyna also looks very suspect in terms of her motivations, and especially in what the lawsuit describes.

On December 14th 2016, Chyna allegedly "physically assaulted" Rob Kardashian while intoxicated. She also held one of Rob's guns, (!) playing with it "carelessly" and was "unaware if the gun was loaded or if the safety was on". As part of this assault, Rob alleges that she had tried to strange him with a phone charging cable. This gun-and-strangle incident occurred only a few days before their breakup. Chyna's lawyer, Lisa Bloom, has been silent about the lawsuit thus far, refusing to comment.

The lawsuit also alleges that Chyna caused 100,000 dollars worth of damage to a house that Rob was renting for her. She trashed it. The lawsuit also reads that her pregnancy was part of a series of “deliberate actions to cash in on the Kardashians’ fame.”

She also treated Kylie rudely during the relationship with her brother, saying that she should get checked for STDs because she dated Tyga. It's clear that there's not much love lost between Black Chyna and the Kardashian family.

In the past, Rob has accused her of constant drug and alcohol abuse, and she was allegedly far from sober on the night where she attacked Rob. If there's a kernel of truth to any of this, which Kylie has cosigned, then it's safe to say that Black Chyna is a pretty horrible, unstable person.

Chyna, who is posed to become a rapper, is sort of like the Cash Me Outside girl in the ease at which she has managed to build a name for herself while doing very, very little. She became a celebrity because she forced it to happen, by dating and being around celebrities and rappers. Why do we have to pay attention to these people? Let them fight amongst each other. Please sue her for rights to all her unreleased music, and then burn the USBs, so I don't have to cover the social media void that will open when her first awful songs drop.