10 Reasons why morning sex is the best sex
Waking up is undeniably the worst part of the day. Your eyes are glued shut, you're dazed and confused, and you just generally can't handle the idea of getting up and facing another day at work.
However, while the mornings may suck (particularly in the winter), there are some things that are definitely better first thing in the morning than any other time of day, and one of those things is sex.
For some people, the idea of having sex in the morning is gross. You look your worst, you have bad breath, gunk in your eye, and you just generally don't feel amazing. But, for regular morning bangers, they will know that the AM is as good a time as any to get down and dirty beneath the sheets. Here are 10 reasons why you should include shagging among your morning routine of breakfast, coffee and showering.
1. It's the best way to start the day
There isn't possibly a better way to start your day than with a bang. Waking up can be difficult at the best of times, so waking up and having sex makes the whole thing a lot easier and much nicer. Think about it: would you rather wake up cold and miserable? Or, would you rather wake up and instantly do one of your favourite past-times? The answer should be pretty easy.
2. It's an excuse to be lazy
If you're too tired to get on top in the evening, you will more than likely be branded as a sloth or lazy by your partner. However, in the morning, you can get away with anything. You're both feeling lazy and you're both looking at your worst, making it more than acceptable to just slip into a spooning position while doing the deed. Comfort and pleasure are a pretty good mix, and morning sex can fulfill your need for both.
3. You won't feel guilty later
There is nothing worse than when you've got the horn on and your partner is just not feeling it (or vice-versa). If you're in a long-term relationship, you will know this feeling all too well, and it will more than likely have caused plenty of arguments in the past. However, by getting your humping done in the morning, it means that you won't have to feel guilty or lame when you simply cannot be bothered to get it on in the evening.
4. You won't be late for work
Getting ready in the morning can take a while, especially when there's two of your vying for the shower. Morning sex allows you to kill two birds with one stone: simply shower together. Getting dirty while getting clean is both efficient and brilliant, allowing both of you to have a perfect punctuality record and keeping your desires full to the brim.
5. It keeps you healthy
Not only is sex a great workout, helping you burn calories before you've even begun your day, but research proves that morning sex is especially beneficial to the body. By bonking in the morning, you boost your levels of IgA, which is an antibody that strengthens your immune system and protects you against infection.
6. Good mood
If you've ever had an orgasm, you will know that it puts you in an infinitely better mood. Morning sex allows you to be in a good mood for the rest of the day and gives you that "after-sex-glow" that even the best makeup and moisturizers simply can't deliver. If you believe that it is impossible to look and feel at your best on a rainy Monday afternoon, think again, morning sex is here to save you.
7. It will last longer
Testosterone levels in men are higher in the morning than they are at any other time of the day, and for this reason they will last longer. Because the levels have been recharged overnight, not only will a man's stamina increase, but they will also have a higher sex drive in the morning, meaning they are more likely to do all of the work. Great news if you're a woman!
8. A lot of people are doing it
Well, one third of us are doing it. According to a recent survey, 34% of us love getting our dirty business out of the way in the morning. As the old saying goes, "if you can't beat them, join them."
9. It's good for your brain
Science claims that orgasms are actually good for your brain, so we should be having plenty of them. Orgasms increase the amount of oxygen and blood flow to this vital part of your body, as well as summoning various other vital nutrients. You want your brain to be running perfectly all day, don't you? Then activate it in the morning through banging.
10. You get to eat afterwards
You're not going to have sex before lunch, are you? Or before dinner? So why not treat yourself to a nice breakfast after all of that hard work? Perfection.
There you have it, folks: morning sex is the best. If you're still not convinced, why not dip your feet in and give it a try? Who knows, you might even enjoy it.