Couple who had sex at Domino's Pizza dodge jail

Couple who had sex at Domino's Pizza dodge jail

If you want to advocate for worker's rights, the first thing you can do is not have sex in front of them like a bunch of apes, ruining their work day. Craig Smith, 31, whined about having to do 200 hours of unpaid work instead of being sentenced to jail. But Craig, instead of whining, should perhaps think about the Domino's employees he insulted by making them watch his cro-magnon-toothed face have intercourse of any kind.

The degeneracy of modern, uneducated man goes no lower than having sex inside a Domino's. It is the lowest rung of social hell, a kind of rock bottom. But Smith and his partner Daniella Hirst, 29, are rather proud of themselves and see pretty much no issues.

Hirst said: “I’m very open-minded about sex and public places — I love the thrill you may get caught. But obviously I never thought we’d get caught like this and end up all over the internet."

Smith said: “After ordering the pizza we talked about all the places we’d had sex with each other. Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it. We got a bit frisky and one thing led to another. Domino’s is defintely now our number one – going to be hard to top it.”

Btw, you definitely got some mad bacteria from that swimming pool.

It's just sort of an exasperating story, comical on the surface, but when it comes to write about, getting into the heads of these two is just a bit of a headache.

Hirst said:

“We laughed as we walked home. We’ve done it all over the place but never anywhere that risky — never with people that close before. We got back to the hotel and continued where we left off.

“We woke up the next morning and our friends told us about the CCTV- we just laughed about it going viral. That’s just the type of thing that happens to us.”

What a bunch of indolent attention hogs. Why give them what they wish for?

By the way, both of them have children. Yeah. And Smith has had a previous 15-month jail sentence for assault. So, they pleaded guilty to public indecency and could have been very easily sentenced to jail. But for some reason, mercy was taken upon them, while some poor kid with a bag of weed will go to jail. Lovely.

The 200 hours of unpaid work by Smith, rehab, 85 English pounds and a 23-week curfew were the principle sentences instead of outright jail. Smith and Hirst should consider themselves lucky that they got away their idiocy in the Domino's for a staggering 18-minute video. I'm sure the employees simply walked out, declaring "No way I get paid enough to touch that."

What do you think? Are these two examples of modern degeneracy, or just having a bit of fun, at the expense of a trial that cost taxpayers over 1,000 pounds? I suppose they were raised by wolves in a barn at the edge of a cliff under a blood moon, or something.