Adult film star reveals that Donald Trump is absolutely 'obsessed' with and 'terrified' of sharks
Whether you believe her or not, adult film star Stormy Daniels alleges that she slept with Donald Trump while he was married to Melania. In a frank and sometimes disturbing interview, Daniels goes into grave detail about the encounter, even claiming that she would be able to describe the President's genitalia if required (it's not).
However, while the revelations that the pair didn't use protection, had sex in one position and that he wasn't particularly freaky in the sack are all interesting in their own right, there were some other tidbits that were far more intriguing.
To start off with, despite the general perception of Donald Trump, Daniels describes him as nice and intelligent in conversation, saying that the two of them had "good banter". When asked if she felt any sort of sexual attraction towards the President, she said:
"Would you be? I was more like fascinated. I was definitely stimulated. We had a really good banter. Good conversation for a couple hours. I could tell he was nice, intelligent in conversation."
However, it was when Daniels began to go into more detail about the president that the more hilarious aspects of his character were revealed. According to 38-year-old, Trump was absolutely terrified of cutting his hair:
"He said that he thought that if he cut his hair or changed it, that he would lose his power and his wealth. And I laughed hysterically at him."
Not only was Trump terrified of changing his now-infamous hairstyle, he also had a hatred for sharks. Honestly. The following passage explains Trump's attitude towards the predators and it may just be the greatest thing you will ever read.
"This was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history.
He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, 'I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.' He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know."
While it may be easy to assume that Daniels is simply poking fun at the president and trying to get a story, one quick scan of his Twitter account reveals that Trump REALLY doesn't like sharks.
Trump is honestly haunted by sharks. To him, sharks are as big of a threat as nuclear war, an idea which he seems happy enough to toy with while trading verbal blows with Kim Jong-Un. Perhaps, if we tell Trump that starting a nuclear war will lead to sharks attacking him, it may stop him from pressing his 'big button'.
Of course, given the nature of the story, Twitter had a field day with the notion of Trump being terrified of sharks.
While this could all be a lie, it's reassuring to know that the most powerful man in the world is terrified of sharks and also believes that his power is linked to his hair, isn't it?