Keanu Reeves is the new face of Saint Laurent, and it's another giant thirst trap

Keanu Reeves is the new face of Saint Laurent, and it's another giant thirst trap

Get your fire emojis ready, because 54-year-old heartthrob Keanu Reeves is back with another thirst trap. And no, that's not a typo, the man is really 54 years old. When we reach that age, we'll look like bloated hobbits, but not this immortal time god!

Earlier this month, the Matrix star graced the cover of GQ, and the stunning images sent the internet into a frenzy. As Twitter users stared into Keanu's intense, smoldering eyes, their loins erupted in hot wet electric fire. "I NEED MY INHALER" one person gushed, while another moaned, "I want to make Keanu a steak and have him drink red wine from my lips."

Now history is repeating itself, as Keanu is the new face of French luxury brand Saint Laurent. It's an exciting time for the actor, with John Wick 3 right around the corner, and Bill & Ted 3 in production, and you don't really give a sh*t, you just want to look at hot photos, so here you go:

"Omg you couldn’t choose a better image for the brand" - @alinas81 

"looks like my new lock screen ? " - @horse_fm 

"Heroes represent the best of ourselves, respecting that we are human beings. A hero can be anyone from Gandhi to your classroom teacher, anyone who can show courage when faced with a problem. A hero is someone who is willing to help others in his or her best capacity. And that is how I see Keanu!!! I love you!" - @riobeauty73 

"He’s such a treasure - @zolim 

"How is he still so cool and relevant?! Love KR ❤️" - @styling_by_simonne 

"I think I speak for everyone when I say, “FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!" - @angelenergy44

But you know what's better than looking at photos of Keanu Reeves? Watching videos of Keanu Reeves! In John Wick, Chapter 3, he returns as the ass-kicking dog lover, and the trailer is amazing. (He trained with a Navy SEAL veteran to prepare for the role - can you tell?)

Watch the trailer for John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum here:

And you know what's better than watching Keanu Reeves on video? Meeting him in person! Last March, Keanu got stranded in California, and went on a road trip with strangers. (Whoa.) They filmed the most excellent adventure and shared the totally righteous video on social media. Obviously, the journey ended by dropping the movie star off at a Carl's Jr. 54-year-old heartthrobs - they're just like us!