Kim Kardashian shares first photo of True and Chicago together

Kim Kardashian shares first photo of True and Chicago together

Stop everything you're doing, even if it's open-heart surgery, because the Kardashians just shared a new baby photo. And this isn't just any baby photo, it's the most ambitious crossover event since The Avengers: Infinity War. For the first time, Chicago West and True Thompson have been photographed together.

If you're not up to date on your Kardashian history, don't worry. I got you covered. Last January, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West welcomed their third child, a daughter. They named her Chicago, which led to some jokes on Twitter. But I think if you're going to name your child after a city or a town, Chicago is a great choice. Did you know that there's a town in Maryland called Accident? That would not be a good name for a child.

Last April, Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson welcomed their first child, a daughter. They named her True, which is a cute name, but felt ironic. The same week she was born, reports broke alleging that Tristan cheated on her with multiple women - i.e., that he was not being 'true' to her. However, sources say the couple wants to work out their issues and stay together. So, maybe the name was perfect.

Today is Khloé Kardashian's 34th birthday, which I think should be considered a national holiday. It's totally unfair we still have to come to work. Now, it's tough to pick out gifts for the reality TV star / beauty mogul who has everything. But I think Khloé's going to enjoy my present: The Complete Works of Russian novelist Fyodor Dostoyevsky. I feel like The Brothers Karamazov will inspire some super cute shades of lip gloss.

Kim Kardashian posted an adorable birthday message to celebrate Khloé's big day. The beauty mogul shared a cute family photo, the first picture of both Chicago West and True Thompson. Finally, we get to see these two popular characters together. It's like when Batman met Superman, when Ironman met Captain America, and when Alien met Predator! Only cuter.

"Happy Birthday to one of my favorite souls on this planet! @khloekardashian This year you have shown strength like none other. I admire you for always following your heart. I love seeing you as a mom and can’t wait for the years ahead. Let’s celebrate you today! I love you to infinity!"

Notice how in the caption Kim says Khloé has "shown strength like none other" and praises her for "following your heart." This is likely a reference to Tristan's cheating scandal, and how she's decided to stay with him. Well, good for them. Sometimes couples can survive affairs. Look at JAY-Z and Beyonce. They worked out their infidelity issues, and it resulted in two dope albums. (Maybe three? Haven't heard The Carters yet.)

Well, happy 34th birthday Khloé Kardashian. I look forward to your thoughts on Dostoyevsky's The Village of Stepanchikovo.