Readers, if you're ever feeling a distinct lack of drama in your life, then I have the perfect place for you: Twitter.
That's where it all goes down - celebrity couples airing their dirty laundry about who cheated on whom, presidents ranting at three in the morning about how they're definitely not a criminal, and, every so often, Elon Musk destroying his reputation in 280 characters or less. It's brilliant.
Just this weekend, in fact, we were treated to some top class beef from Jeffree Star and Khloé Kardashian, and Donald Trump tweeted out a lot of stuff about 'fake news'. It was an eventful time, I tell you.
Oh, and Zayn Malik sent 70 per cent of all teenagers in existence into meltdown with these two words:
The former One Direction member deleted the tweet not long after he posted it - but not before it was seen by hundreds of thousands of people... including Gigi Hadid... who didn't reply. So, naturally, everyone who cared even the slightest bit about his on-again-off-again relationship with the model was instantly shook.
Some people thought it was a joke, others thought it was a (really low-effort) way of trying to win her back, and many assumed he didn't mean it in a romantic way. Whatever they thought, though, people felt the need to get their opinions out there.
So, what does it mean, Zayn!? You've got to give us more, man. *DO* you love her? Do you want to get back with her? Are you secretly really, really embarrassed that everyone other than your ex has responded to your message? WE MUST KNOW.
