12 Ridiculously petty things that all couples fight about

1. Chores that take literally two seconds

2. The sanctity of Netflix promises

3. Bodily functions

4. The rightful owner of seemingly communal food

5. Pineapple on pizza (it is good, and you're wrong)

6. What a normal house temperature should be

7. Who gets to be DJ (driver gets to choose, no questions)

8. Who deserves more pity

9. The fight itself

10. Basic human decency

11. The age-old question

12. The biggest cliche of all