Summer is just around the corner, and you better be prepared with a comfy pool float. There's nothing better than diving in the water, clambering onto an inflatable pizza and drifting off in quiet serenity. Just don't do it in the ocean, or you might end up in a Cast Away situation. On the other hand, Tom Hanks' character did lose a lot of weight, and met an amazing new bestie, Wilson. The pros outweight the cons.
Anyway, that basic pool float you bought from Wal-Mart in 2006 just isn't going to cut it, so stop patching it up, you psycho! Today there's a veritable cornucopia of pool floats available for purchase, including some very unique designs: avocado-shaped floats with removable pits, floats with two holes so big boobs don't get squished, and giant flamingo and unicorn floats that hold six people.
Now Pottery Barn has unveiled the latest sweet summer accessory: Kai Seat Lounges, a bean bag-style pool float that can support up to 300 pounds. The cushy concoctions are made from fade and stain-resistant fabric and cost $199. But relaxing in a pool float that looks like a bean bag? That's priceless! (And works so much better than throwing a real bean bag in a pool.)
