Cardi B got super real about her post-pregnancy breasts and fans are loving it

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2018 has been the year of the celebrity pregnancy announcement. I mean, surely we haven't forgotten the media maelstrom which accompanied Kylie Jenner's pregnancy - or according to her press team for the better half of six months - the lack thereof. Kim Kardashian also welcomed her third child, Chicago, via surrogate back in January, and her sister, Khloé, gave birth to True in April.

Cardi B was another prominent figure who gave birth this year. The 25-year-old welcomed a daughter, Kulture, with her fiancée Offset - of the hip-hop group Migos. The rapper, who revealed her pregnancy during a performance at Saturday Night Live, has now opened up about the realities of postpartum life, and boy is it relatable.

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Cardi took to Instagram yesterday to post a video explaining that she has to duct tape her post-pregnancy boobs, and it's hilarious. 

In the rather explicit post, which Cardi captioned "Kulture did me bad," she says "...I have to f*cking tape my titties up because, son, giving birth and sh*t – like my titties was already like a little low-low, you know what I'm sayin' cause I got my tits done when I was 19 and I never wore a bra and sh*t..."

"While I was pregnant my sh*t was lookin' nice, though...now Kulture did me filthy. I don't give a f*ck if y'all motherfuckers see me gone in November/December, I'm gettin' my tits done.... Matter of fact, I'm not even gonna call it surgery, I'm just gonna say a 'titty renovation' cause I gotta renovate these sh*ts..." she continued.

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Naturally, Kim and Kylie liked the post because as mothers themselves, they clearly understand the struggle. In fact, after her first two children, North and Saint, were born, Kim shared a duct tape "boob job" hack on Instagram.

The people of the internet were all for Cardi's honesty. "Sh*tt they look better than mine... my damn titties fall to the side when I lay down @iamcardib the strugggglleeeeee," on Instagram user wrote, while another corroborated "Lmfaoo nah pregnancy does the body good then after birth sh*t set in u be like damn [sic]."

"My dead as* thought she had some fashion week sh*t on until I realised it was duct tape. B*tch u crazy asf," a third added.

In any case, the majority of Cardi's followers - and us included - were more worried about the aftermath. "First I just want to say I'm going to pray for the removal of the duct tape which will be unimaginably painful. I can feel the sting and smell the cringe from here. And you don't have to do anything to you body cardi [sic], all you life you can't be renovating your titties now come on [sic]."

While we really don't want to think about how painful it will be to remove all that duct tape, Cardi's honesty is certainly to be admired.

Cardi B got super real about her post-pregnancy breasts and fans are loving it

vt-author-image

By VT

Article saved!Article saved!

2018 has been the year of the celebrity pregnancy announcement. I mean, surely we haven't forgotten the media maelstrom which accompanied Kylie Jenner's pregnancy - or according to her press team for the better half of six months - the lack thereof. Kim Kardashian also welcomed her third child, Chicago, via surrogate back in January, and her sister, Khloé, gave birth to True in April.

Cardi B was another prominent figure who gave birth this year. The 25-year-old welcomed a daughter, Kulture, with her fiancée Offset - of the hip-hop group Migos. The rapper, who revealed her pregnancy during a performance at Saturday Night Live, has now opened up about the realities of postpartum life, and boy is it relatable.

[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BoMHTYMhgFy/?hl=en&taken-by=iamcardib]]

Cardi took to Instagram yesterday to post a video explaining that she has to duct tape her post-pregnancy boobs, and it's hilarious. 

In the rather explicit post, which Cardi captioned "Kulture did me bad," she says "...I have to f*cking tape my titties up because, son, giving birth and sh*t – like my titties was already like a little low-low, you know what I'm sayin' cause I got my tits done when I was 19 and I never wore a bra and sh*t..."

"While I was pregnant my sh*t was lookin' nice, though...now Kulture did me filthy. I don't give a f*ck if y'all motherfuckers see me gone in November/December, I'm gettin' my tits done.... Matter of fact, I'm not even gonna call it surgery, I'm just gonna say a 'titty renovation' cause I gotta renovate these sh*ts..." she continued.

[[instagramwidget||https://www.instagram.com/p/BoN6XnfB-RZ/?hl=en&taken-by=iamcardib]]

Naturally, Kim and Kylie liked the post because as mothers themselves, they clearly understand the struggle. In fact, after her first two children, North and Saint, were born, Kim shared a duct tape "boob job" hack on Instagram.

The people of the internet were all for Cardi's honesty. "Sh*tt they look better than mine... my damn titties fall to the side when I lay down @iamcardib the strugggglleeeeee," on Instagram user wrote, while another corroborated "Lmfaoo nah pregnancy does the body good then after birth sh*t set in u be like damn [sic]."

"My dead as* thought she had some fashion week sh*t on until I realised it was duct tape. B*tch u crazy asf," a third added.

In any case, the majority of Cardi's followers - and us included - were more worried about the aftermath. "First I just want to say I'm going to pray for the removal of the duct tape which will be unimaginably painful. I can feel the sting and smell the cringe from here. And you don't have to do anything to you body cardi [sic], all you life you can't be renovating your titties now come on [sic]."

While we really don't want to think about how painful it will be to remove all that duct tape, Cardi's honesty is certainly to be admired.