Valentine's Day is here and, for many people, it's a day packed with love, appreciation and kindness. The air is thick with the scent of roses, stomachs are full of heart-shaped chocolates and brains are spinning with
champagne induced dizziness. But while Valentine's is a cute time for many people, specifically those in relationships, it's not the same for everyone.
Just because you are safely housed in a seemingly-loving relationship, that doesn't make you exempt from the occasional Valentine's nightmare, as this list proves. So, if you're feeling a little bit sad or lonely while everyone around you is loved up, sit back and enjoy these stories.
1. The Swede that pee'd
2. At least she didn't drag it out
3. The deceit!
4. She's not worth it
5. This is just awful
6. Yeah, she just didn't like you
7. What a dufus
8. Was this in the 1970s?
9. Don't ever call it rumpy-pumpy again
10. We've all been there
11. And they say romance is dead
12. How wide was this boy?
13. Not just Valentine's, this is the worst day ever
So there you have it, while your Valentine's Day might be trash, you can rest easy knowing that you are not alone. Besides, Valentine's is just a device used by capitalists to exploit and manipulate us into spending money, right? At least, that's what I'll carry on telling myself.
