Michael Cohen was Donald Trump's trusted confidante for years, but now he's turned into his worst enemy. Reportedly the former attorney turned convicted felon has flipped on his former boss, and is spilling all of the glorious tea. Special counsel Robert Mueller's FBI investigation has been remarkably tight-lipped, but this week we learned some juicy information - like that Cohen hired someone to create a thirst trap Twitter account called "Woman for Cohen."

In case you've been distracted by Cardi B rants and morons jumping off cruise ships: Mueller is investigating possible Russian collusion during the 2016 US presidential election and possible obstruction of justice on behalf of Individual-1, aka Donald J. Trump. On Twitter, the president frequently refers to this investigation as a "witch hunt," but for a witch hunt, they sure have caught a lot of witches. As of this writing, Mueller's team has gotten indictments and guilty pleas from 33 people and three companies - including Michael Cohen.

Last August, Cohen, Donald Trump's longtime lawyer, pleaded guilty to eight counts of campaign finance violations, tax fraud, and bank fraud. He stated that he violated campaign finance laws at the direction of Trump and for the principal purpose of influencing the 2016 election. In addition, he pleaded guilty to Congress about lying to the Senate committee about efforts to build a Trump Tower in Moscow. According to today's bombshell report from BuzzFeed News, Cohen did so at the direction of Trump. If true, that's a smoking gun, and a possible argument for Trump's impeachment.

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But let's get back to what's really important: the thirst trap Twitter account! On Thursday, The Wall Street Journal published a report that Cohen hired John Gauger, the chief technology officer at Liberty University, to help rig polls in Trump's favor. Not the most shocking news, but this detail was surprising, and hilarious: Cohen also asked Gauger to create the Twitter account @WomenForCohen.

On Twitter, WSJ stated the account was "created in May 2016 and run by a female friend of Mr. Gauger, described Mr. Cohen as a 'sex symbol,' praised his looks and character, and promoted his appearances and statements boosting Mr. Trump’s candidacy." Screenshots of the since-deleted account reveal the Twitter bio, which reads, "Strong, pit bull, sex symbol, no nonsense." (Wow, that's the same I put on my Twitter account!)

If this story isn't weird enough for you, don't worry, there's more: The contractor was paid for the poll-rigging and Twitter thirst strap with "a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed martial arts fighter," according to the Wall Street Journal. He was promised $50,000, but hey, that boxing glove probably covered the diff, right?

But enough with these boring words. Prepare to swoon over some sultry images from @WomanForCohen. "#handsome #sexy"

On Twitter, Michael Cohen responded to The Wall Street Journal's story, writing, "As for the @WSJ article on poll rigging, what I did was at the direction of and for the sole benefit of @realDonaldTrump @POTUS. I truly regret my blind loyalty to a man who doesn’t deserve it."

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Unfortunately, he did not respond to the hilarious @WomanForCohen Twitter account, or hashtag his tweet "#handsome" and "#sexy."

Donald Trump has been staging a veritable thumb war ever since he was elected as the 45th President of the United States in 2016. I mean, there was the "covfefe" incident, wherein the former Apprentice star and billionaire property mogul took to his favourite social media to perplex the world with the now-infamous 7-character tweet. And it hasn't ended there. Donald Trump's Twitter account has managed to alienate large swathes of people, including a considerable number of women, the LGBTQ community and many South American countries. And as such, last month, a former Twitter employee took it upon himself to shut down the US President's account. While it was only down for 11 minutes, it caused quite the hubbub on the application with people championing the then-unnamed employee as a defender of liberal values. [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/926401530013642765]] But now, it seems as if Trump's bizarre Twitter usage is catching on within his inner circle. After NSA Michael Flynn pled guilty to lying to the FBI in regards to his dealings with a Russian Ambassador, the President's attorney, Ty Cobb, was called in to issue a formal statement to defend his innocence. However, in an unforeseen twist which has completely diverted attention from the matter at hand, Cobb typed the entire statement in Comic Sans. And no, this is not a drill. How do you detract from a collusion investigation? By getting your lawyer to issue a statement typed in the world's least-favourite font, it seems. Bloomberg reporter, Sahil Kapur shared Ty Cobb's rather interesting statement on Twitter, and naturally, all hell broke loose. Cobb wrote: "Today, Michael Flynn, a former National Security Advisor at the White House for 25 days during the Trump Administration, and a former Obama administration official, entered a guilty plea to a single count of making a false statement to the FBI. "The False statements involved mirror the false statements to White House officials which resulted in his resignation in February of this year. Nothing about the guilty plea or the charge implicates anyone other than Mr. Flynn. The conclusion of this phase of the Special Counsel's work demonstrates again that the Special Counsel is moving with all deliberate speed and clears the way for a prompt and reasonable conclusion." But, I mean, who even cares about the content of the statement when it's so offensive to look at? Take a gander at the eyesore below... Twitter users were, of course, outraged by the whole situation. A fellow lawyer wrote, "I’m an attorney and i wouldn’t be caught dead using anything other than times new Roman. Arial is too colloquial for me. Comic sans is malpractice", while a veritable comedian added, "Don't nobody have Times New Roman for that." [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Ayo48/status/936822304830496768]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/JhonnyTopside/status/936732851193524224]]   Now, whether you believe this was a clever political ploy to detract from the issue at hand, or just an ill-thought-out font choice, one thing is for sure, we need to be paying closer attention to what's actually happening in US government, instead of focusing on innocuous (but admittedly hilarious) incidents like this.

One of the beautiful things about Twitter is that it allows us to see the true personalities of our favourite celebrities. Sometimes it's for the good, other times it's for the bad. One person who uses Twitter for their benefit, is JK Rowling. Rowling, who is the author of the infamous Harry Potter books, is quite simply a savage on Twitter.

The English-born writer is well known for her brutal takedowns and outspoken personality when it comes to dealing with Twitter trolls, and it seems like no one is exempt from her scorn - not even the most powerful man in the world.

While Rowling uses Twitter to her benefit, showing both intelligence and sharp humour; the same cannot be said for Donald Trump. Unfortunately, the President is a bit of a loose cannon on Twitter, with him regularly raising that bizarre wispy haircut covered head and descending on bizarre tirades against "fake news" and the Democrats.

On Sunday, the President exploded into a rant about Hillary Clinton, uranium, emails etc... you know, all his favorite things.

Check it out below:

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It seemed like it was just another random Trump tirade, however there was definitely one major factor at play here. Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller had already announced that he was ready to begin indictments in the investigation into the colluding between Trump campaigners and Russia - so it's hardly a phony story, Mr President.

When looked at it like this, it's fair to say that it seems as if Trump is trying to wave a smoke screen in front of the eyes of the media. By bashing his orange fingers on his keyboard, the President appears to be trying to draw the world's eyes onto his Twitter account, rather than the ongoing investigation into his election campaign.

It's been a pretty tough few months for Trump, with the Russia story dominating his presidency, and it's easy to see why. First, there was the way he handled the investigation initially, with the President firing FBI Director James Comey when he began to investigate Trump's Russia ties.

But unfortunately for Trump, the firing of the FBI Director had an unintended effect. Due to his suspicious behaviour and to ensure that there was no collusion, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein hired special counsel Robert Mueller to look into the claims.

Steve Bannon, who was once Trump's right hand man, believes that the sacking of Comey was one of the biggest mistakes in the President's reign.

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"I don’t think there’s any doubt that if James Comey had not been fired, then we would not have a special counsel, yes," Bannon said to interviewer Charlie Rose. "We would not have the [special counsel Robert S.] Mueller investigation. We would not have the Mueller investigation in the breadth that clearly Mr. Mueller is going."

So, what did JK Rowling make of Trump's latest Twitter meltdown? Well it's safe to say that she wasn't too impressed.

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Burn.

Even before Donald Trump was voted into power as President of the USA, he was a pretty avid tweeter. The businessman and former The Apprentice host has never been one to shy away from conflict or conceal his viewpoints, and he very frequently used his social media platform in order to express his thoughts. But, while he was still just a member of the general public, there was not much of an issue with this. Since he's become the leader of the free world, however, these habits of his have caused a number of problems. Not only has he damaged international relations with North Korea by tweeting petty insults at Kim Jong Un, he's also alienated the LGBTQ community by trying to ban trans people from the military without consulting the proper channels, and publicly condemned the Muslim population by sharing tweets from a British hate group. And, though he got into some hot water for all of those, none of his tweets have been quite as damaging as this one: [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/937007006526959618]] Obviously, we all know by now that Michael Flynn has pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about Russia links. However, before this point, Trump had claimed ignorance of Flynn's supposed dishonesty and had actively encouraged James Comey, the former head of the FBI, to drop the investigation into the matter. With this most recent tweet, though, it appears that Trump knew Flynn was lying all along. "I had to fire General Flynn because he lied to the Vice President and the FBI," the President wrote, implying that he had attempted to obstruct an investigation into a member of his administration whom he knew to be guilty. Walter Shaub, the former director of the US Office of Government Ethics, was appalled by the tweet, and considered it an admission of obstructing justice. [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/937010410946953218]] He then directly addressed the President, asking whether he knew about Flynn's lies before firing the head of the Department of Justice, Sally Yates. [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/937011829439631360]] Shaub then added that, during any other presidency, this would have spelled the end - and it still could. [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/937012116158066688]] Other people have responded to Trump's outrageous admission, calling him out for essentially confessing to a crime on Twitter. [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/ezlusztig/status/937014393690136577]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/937028715623546880]] Since the first tweet, Trump has not outrightly backtracked on his statement but is apparently doing his best to deflect the matter. First, he changed the subject to "Crooked Hillary", then he claimed that he never actually asked Comey to stop investigating Flynn, and that the whole report was "fake news". [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/937141061343956992]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/937279001684598784]] Unfortunately for him, there's a great deal of evidence that Trump did call for the investigation to be ended. [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/creature_dan/status/937282147152547840]] So, along with Flynn's claim that he is willing to testify against Trump about involvement with the Russians, this tweet could spell the end for the President. Will calls for his impeachment getting louder every day, it seems that he may have to work much harder than he previously has done in order to win back favor with American people.

Donald Trump may be renowned for many things, but his writing skills aren't one of them. The tweet-a-minute president has made countless errors in his social media interactions before, and - at this rate - is more likely to go down in history for his inexplicable "covfefe" post than he will for achieving any kind of significant diplomatic progress.

But it seems that he's very much in denial of this (which we should have known from his "I have the best words" claim last year), and yesterday tweeted about how excellent he is at writing:

"After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pour over my tweets looking for a mistake. I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!"

Unfortunately, the tweet proved the exact opposite of what he was trying to say, as one person's corrections make clear:

The former businessman quickly tried to cover up his one most glaring error - the misspelling of "pore" - by deleting the original tweet and reposting with the correct spelling, but the damage was done. Hundreds of people had already called him out on the error, including none other than an actual bestselling author, JK Rowling.

In a series of four tweets, the Harry Potter writer demonstrated exactly how she felt about someone with Trump's track record of spelling errors describing himself as a great wordsmith:

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"Seriously, @realDonaldTrump is the Gratest Writer on earth," she concluded in a deliberately error-laden post.

She also pointed out that the so-called "best selling" book Trump is referring to - The Art of the Deal - was actually ghostwritten, and the book's real author, Tony Schwartz, has given interviews about how he felt guilty for concealing his identity for so long.

"I put lipstick on a pig," he said in an interview with the New Yorker. "I feel a deep sense of remorse that I contributed to presenting Trump in a way that brought him wider attention and made him more appealing than he is ... I genuinely believe that if Trump wins and gets the nuclear codes there is an excellent possibility it will lead to the end of civilization."

But Schwartz and Rowling haven't been the only people to publicly roast Trump over his writing abilities (or lack thereof). Yesterday, even the Merriam-Webster dictionary had some shade to dish out.

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For now, Trump can continue deleting tweets and convincing himself that he is some sort of "stable genius", but the evidence points to the contrary. He has consistently proven that he cannot write, cannot communicate, and, most worryingly, cannot govern.

Fortunately, Trump's tweets are considered presidential records, and the National Archives has requested that the White House keep note of deleted or altered tweets - meaning that, no matter how hard he tries to cover his tracks - his mistakes will always be on record somewhere.

So, if JK Rowling ever wants to investigate the litany of errors in the backlog of the president's social media interactions at any point, official records should give her plenty of material to "pour" over.