1. Oh, you wanted this land? Not gonna happen
2. I'm no health and safety expert, but this doesn't look ok
3. And this doesn't look much better, either
4. One of these things is not like the others
5. This is actually a house for trolls
6. How do these people sleep?
7. At least it has ample parking space
8. Half the house, half the problems
9. Home is where the heart is, and this guy's is outside an apartment block
10. This woman was offered millions, and she turned it down. Twice.
11. When you're the short one in the group
12. This is world-class stubbornness right here
13. Guess we finally know why the chicken crossed the road