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We love animals, mostly because they're so cute and cuddly. But what happens when those cute and cuddly features that we love so much end up morphing into the stuff of nightmares? Every pet owner knows what I'm talking about. This is especially true when trying to take a picture of our beloved furbabies.
Sometimes the camera tends to distort them into something hellish rather than our lovely little fluff monsters. I had a black cat growing up, and as much as we tried, we rarely managed to ever get a picture of him where he didn't look like Satan incarnate. So, if you're a pet owner, particularly a cat owner, I'm sure you're well aware of the struggles I'm talking about. While the pictures sometimes scare the bejeezus out of us initially, at least they're funny to look at in retrospect!
[post_page_title]#1 This Supernatural-looking dog[/post_page_title]
Talk about something out of a horror flick. This fox looks straight-up scary. It definitely does not look like your fluffy, loving Tod from the kid's movie The Fox and the Hound. Instead, it looks like a hell hound.
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What does the evil fox say, am I right? I definitely would not want to be running into him at night any time soon.
[post_page_title]#2 Alien vs Predator Cat[/post_page_title]
Cats are strange creatures. We already know that. Yet, we love them so much and can't get enough of their cuddles and kisses...that is until we walk into the room and catch something like this on camera at 3 am.
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This little kitty definitely looks like he's practicing for a starring role in the next Alien vs Predator movie.
[post_page_title]#3 Hulk Cat[/post_page_title]
This cat is just too cool, sitting there acting like he made that big dent in the cement. Then again, his aura is so powerful, he just might have?
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I guess we'll never know. But there is no denying that this cat is pretty chill about life in general. We should all try to be like this cat.
[post_page_title]#4 This Powerful Kangaroo[/post_page_title]
Kangaroos. They're fascinating creatures. Not being from Australia, I can't help but think of them as those cool, jumping animals that you see in nature documentaries and stuff. But they're actually quite powerful creatures.
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And this Kangaroo is a prime example. I would hate to be on the receiving end of that tin can crush. I mean, just look at those muscles. He could make any juice head at the gym jealous.
[post_page_title]#5 The Cat from the Memes[/post_page_title]
Cats are fantastical creatures at times. Take this cat for example. The way the light is hitting him as he towers over Santa's Village, it's no wonder that this has been made into various memes.
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But the takeaway from this is simple - we really are only here to serve the master cat. I mean, one look at that face and how could you not feel subservient?
[post_page_title]#6 I Killed Mufasa[/post_page_title]
Apparently, Disney wasn't the only one who decided to recreate a live-action Disney version of The Lion King this year. It is looking like we have a much more accurate live-action remake right here.
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For starters, they're not CGI, they're real feline actors. And based off this picture, it looks like they nailed their production. Well done, we'll see you at the Oscars.
[post_page_title]#7 This Ninja Turtle[/post_page_title]
Here she comes through the wall! There is no stopping this ninja turtle - or should I say tortoise, to be more correct.
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Either way, this reptile is proving that she's not one to be messed with. And I wouldn't dare to.
[post_page_title]#8 The Gang's All Here[/post_page_title]
Talk about gang violence. These frogs look like they're about to jump you. I would be a little intimidated walking by them.
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Plus, the glowing eyes from the camera flash doesn't help in making them appear any less threatening. This is what I fear on my walks home late at night.
[post_page_title]#9 This Cat and Snail[/post_page_title]
Can you recall the days of non-stop partying before we had jobs and responsibilities? Yeah? Well, for most of us that was high school and into college. Do you remember having that friend that to look at them you'd never think they could go wild?
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But then they'd somehow keep up and actually out do you? That's this snail. He looks like he's way out of his depth, but he's doing just fine.
[post_page_title]#10 This Horse[/post_page_title]
Ok, I have so many questions. First of all, what is a horse doing in this building? Is it abandoned? Or did someone just literally bring a horse into their apartment? And if it's the latter, how much booze was involved?
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My second question is why is this horse judging so hard? He looks like the type of neighbor that sits at his window judging people at all hours of the day and would call the cops just because there's a "suspicious" vehicle parked next to his.
[post_page_title]#11 Voldemort Cat[/post_page_title]
Do you remember that scene in the final Harry Potter film when Voldemort is shown as this weird little dying fetus?
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That's what this cat looks like. It's a Volde-cat! But on a more serious note, this cat looks like he spent the last 48 hours partying in Vegas.
[post_page_title]#12 This Guardians of the Galaxy Cat[/post_page_title]
Remember in the first Guardians of the Galaxy where that Infinity Stone was so powerful it would turn people to dust? And they would basically look like they were glowing from the inside out just as they exploded to nothingness?
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This cat that is chewing on a Christmas light pretty much looks like he's got a hold of the Infinity Stone. Luckily for the rest of the world, it's only a Christmas light.
[post_page_title]#13 The Judgmental Seal[/post_page_title]
This little seal is either not happy to be in the aquarium, or he's not happy to see you at the aquarium. The jury is still out on which feeling it is.
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What we can conclude is that his face is absolutely my mood when anyone tries to talk to me prior to my morning coffee, or if it's earlier than 11 am. Does anyone else feel they've found their spirit animal?
[post_page_title]#14 The Tides Have Turned[/post_page_title]
When the predator becomes the prey, you get pictures like this. This bird is clearly a no-nonsense kind of guy who has trapped a cat in his cage.
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Perhaps he spent a lot of time watching Tom and Jerry as that might teach him a thing or two. Hopefully, he hasn't gotten into The Simpson's kids' show of Itchy and Scratchy because that might be a little problematic for the ginger cat.
[post_page_title]#15 This Circle[/post_page_title]
I don't know what kind of ritual these chickens are partaking in, but all I know is I want to keep on their good side.
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Can chickens practice voodoo? Is that what they're doing? Some sort of revenge for all their kind has suffered? I'm curious now.
[post_page_title]#16 Perfectly Timed[/post_page_title]
This little guy is bringing a whole new meaning to the term "thunderbird" with this perfectly timed photo.
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And judging from the expression on his face, he's enjoying the results. He looks like an all-powerful bird god.
[post_page_title]#17 Floating Frog[/post_page_title]
Want to see a magic trick? Just look at this car windshield. It looks like the frog is floating in mid-air.
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But, can I also point out his face? He looks like he's judging you so hard.
[post_page_title]#18 All Hail the King[/post_page_title]
This little frog is definitely out there living his best life. And based off his smug little side-eye expression that he's giving the camera, we think he knows it too.
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It's safe to say that I envy him a little bit, and I'm going to try to be more like this frog and just live my best life. However, can I get a crown too?
[post_page_title]#19 The Birds 2019 Sequel[/post_page_title]
The original film The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock was pretty scary as it was. A whole town terrorized by birds, I mean, what could be worse? Oh, that's right, a crow with a chainsaw.
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Clearly, if Hitchcock were still around and making a sequel to his masterpiece, I wouldn't be surprised if he included a shot like this. Because it is pretty terrifying. And the scariest part? This is real life and crows are crazy smart.
[post_page_title]#20 She Comes in Peace[/post_page_title]
Cows are at it again. At least this one is. I think she's walking across what was a smoldering fire? I can't be sure.
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What I do know, is that she looks like she is coming in peace to negotiate the terms of the treaty - and she isn't going to play around.
[post_page_title]#21 A Wizard is Never Late[/post_page_title]
Nor is he early. He arrives precisely whenever he effing wants to! At least, that is what this dressed up little toad seems to be saying.
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His face definitely has got some attitude to it. I won't be questioning his judgment any time soon, or else he might hex me!
[post_page_title]#22 Who's Laughing Now?[/post_page_title]
Seagulls are scary. As birds, they have absolutely no fear. I remember being three years old and a seagull swooping down out of nowhere to steal my bag of chips.
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To this day, I still can't trust them. And then I see pictures like this and I definitely can't trust them. I mean, dentures? Really? I'm afraid to ask how they got them.
[post_page_title]#23 This Fearsome Bird[/post_page_title]
This bird looks like he's riding into battle on the back of a plastic pig. And what's more, is that he looks like he's doing it while flying through the air. Pretty cool under the glass table picture if you ask me.
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You have to admit, it's a pretty fearsome look that seems to work for him. I shall call him Cockatoo the Great! And he shall lead a small army into victory against a great foe. I can see the movie rights being sold already.
[post_page_title]#24 Stop Taking Pictures[/post_page_title]
Another scary-looking Cockatoo, this one looks royally annoyed. It's like that one friend that hates to have their picture taken no matter how great they look.
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I wouldn't be surprised if a bite ensued after this. He looks mad.
[post_page_title]#25 The Great Escape[/post_page_title]
Sometimes in life, if you really want something, you need to go out and get it - make it happen yourself rather than waiting around. It's what we're told to do: be proactive in order to make your dreams come true.
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And it looks like this dog is doing just that. If freedom or a forever home is what he really wants, it looks like he's pursuing it without anything stopping him. Although, since he's been caught, I have a feeling he won't be escaping again any time soon.
[post_page_title]#26 Little Too Close for Comfort[/post_page_title]
Swans are so pretty, yet they can have such tempers. I've heard stories of people being chased by swans. I've even seen it happen a few times along the canals in Dublin.
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And this picture perfectly sums up swans and their zero-effs attitude. A person just happens to be passing by and suddenly they're swimming up close to bite their foot.
[post_page_title]#27 The Hound From Hell[/post_page_title]
Black dogs are great. There is literally no difference between black dogs and any other kind of dog, regardless of what superstitions say. There is one slight difference - and it has nothing to do with superstition.
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Black dogs don't always photograph as well as others due to their dark coloring. We had a black dog when I was growing up, and she was so hard to get in pictures, especially at night. Most of the time she came out like this: looking exactly like a hell hound.
[post_page_title]#28 So Many Questions[/post_page_title]
Ok, this looks a little satanic, not going to lie. And I really want to know what is with the upside-down cross. But I also want to know what's with the upside-down cat as well?
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I have so many questions. Can someone please explain? Yet somehow I have a feeling that these questions are best left unanswered.
[post_page_title]#29 When Rent is Due[/post_page_title]
This cat hoarding money is exactly me every first of the month when rent is due. It's an unfortunate part of adulthood, and I hate to part with my hard-earned cash just to keep a roof over my head. But it's what you got to do.
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And it looks like this little cat also has an idea of how valuable your hard-earned coin is. He's hanging onto that change like nobody's business. And you can't really blame him. He probably worked hard for it catching flies and other critters around the house.
[post_page_title]#30 Join Me[/post_page_title]
Why does this chimpanzee look like he's about to show you the time of your life in the water? You can almost picture this in a hot tub setting aboard a yacht with champagne and the backdrop of the Grecian islands at sunset.
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Think it's all in the smile. He's got that sort of confident-I'm-going-to-steal-your-girl kind of smile as he outstretches his hand. Watch out gentlemen, he just might steal your girl...especially if he's got a yacht. I'm uncomfortable with it.
