is a time of joy, gluttony and just all round happiness. It's largely regarded as the "most wonderful time of the year" and it's easy to see why. Among the doom and gloom that comes with the winter months, Christmas is the shining beacon of hope. Stood in tinsel
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, it serves as a reminder that things aren't so bad.
Christmas is also a time of year that has plenty of stories. Whether it's simply the story of St Nick and his magical reindeer, or the Snowman by Raymond Briggs, we all love a good Christmas tale. But, while the majority of Christmas literature is aimed at children and young families, the festive season also has a more kinky side. Yes, you heard me right, Christmas Erotica is a thing, people. Take a look at some of the best books, their plots and, if they have one, an anonymous review below.
1. Santa Has A Huge Package
Plot: When Carrie finds out her husband has been cheating on her at work, she decides to hold her anger in to protect her children at Christmas. However, after sitting on the lap of a well-endowed Santa, Carrie decides to bone St Nick and his little helper... as you do.
Review: A super naughty, hot and steamy quick read that will get your engines revved up. A housewife's fantasy come true. Worth the read.
Plot: Miss Claus, dressed in a red velvet jump-suit, heads out for a night at a North Pole strip club where she meets an elf called - wait for it - "FLICK". Flick is a "self-proclaimed tongue master" and the rest is history.
3. Unwrapped: Erotic Holiday Tales
In this collection of gay holiday erotica, "it's not just the stockings that are hung." The book explores all forms of sexy time, including “Kwanzaa Coupling,” “Strip Dreidel” and, worryingly, “The Yule Goat”.
4. Zoey's Christmas Surprise
Plot: When it turns out that Zoey can't get home for the holidays, her brother asks his best friend Nick to look after her so that she doesn't get lonely. However, it turns out the two have feelings for each other and what follows is Zoey getting the man of her dreams in her bed for Christmas.
Review: GOOD FOR A SHORT BOOK. QUICK READ. BUT BEWARE OF ALL THE EROTICA AND LANGUAGE. IT NEED A WASARNING ON THE BOOK. VEIWER DISCRASSION ADVISED
Plot: Julian's wildest sexual fantasy involves being in a diaper, but he doesn't think his wife is into it. However, when he wakes up on Christmas day, Julians finds a pack of diapers at the end of his bed and indulges in his biggest fantasy. But Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without Santa, who kindly decides to join in on the fetish fun.
6. Daddy Santa Gets A "Ho"
Plot: Due to financial circumstances, Carole decides to get a second job as a little helper at the local Santa's grotto. However, when Santa starts "perving" on her, Carole doesn't report him but rather feels her "body responding." After Santa's "big red candy cane" leaves her "hot and bothered", Carole is shocked to find out who the man behind the beard is!
7. Look What Santa Brought (The Perfect Gift)
Plot: Scott Wyatt is a blind man who is looking for the love of his life. Tara Patrick, on the other hand, is a woman who is trying to make her ex-boyfriend jealous. But, when a business opportunity of a lifetime presents itself, the two find themselves living with each other and things begin to happen. When darkness falls, it's Scott vs Tara's ex and there is only one winner.
Review: Loved this one.... Quick read, one sitting but loved these characters. Great chemistry. Steamy sex. Well suited for a rainy ir [sic] snowy afternoon
8. A Touch Of Holiday Spice
Plot: A series of nine short stories which are incredibly steamy. Whether it's two rival female politicians going at it with each other, or Mary surprising Joseph with the gift of anal, these short stories have it all.
Review: A fine collection of stories centering around the Holidays. All read as romance stories but are taken to the next level by hot and heavy sex.I recommend this book as it will add a whole lot of heat to your cold Winter weather.
If your holiday season is in need of a bit of heat, these are the books for you or make the perfect stocking filler. Afterall, nothing says Christmas like a horny Santa boning his little helper, right?
