On the song Be Careful, Cardi B sends a warning to her romantic partner: If you keep sleeping with other women, she won't stick around. Apparently, her husband, Migos rapper Offset missed that track. Probably because he was too busy trying to come up with rhyme #946 about his Patek watch. ("Patek!")
A couple weeks ago, rap's royal couple, Cardi B and Offset announced they were calling it quits. The pair got married in a secret ceremony in September 2017, and have one daughter together, four-month Kulture. In an Instagram video, Cardi explained that they "grew out of love" and could not resolve their issues - like, for example, Offset allegedly wanting a three-way with two other women. (We've all been there before, right?)
After the break-up announcement, TMZ reported that Offset tried to set up a threesome with rapper Cuban Doll and Instagram model Summer Bunni. As proof, the outlet cited text messages in which the Bad and Boujee rapper allegedly tried to set up this ménage à trois. In addition, Summer Bunni shared a tearful video, apologizing to Cardi B. "I didn't know how serious his marriage was," explained the 20-year-old. "I never wanted to break up a happy home."
Last weekend, Offset pulled a dramatic stunt to win Cardi B back, the hip-hop version of John Cusack's character in Say Anything. Except instead of holding a boombox over his head outside her house, he stormed the stage during her Rolling Loud concert at Banc of California Stadium in Los Angeles. And Offset didn't come alone - he was accompanied by a crew carrying roses and a giant 'TAKE ME BACK' card.
"I just want to tell you I'm sorry, bruh," said Offset. "In person. In front of the world." I know that doesn't sound like the most eloquent apology, but keep in mind, this is the guy who proposed by saying, "you gonna marry a n**** or what?" (So romantic!) Unfortunately, Cardi B was not impressed with Offset's stunt. The Bodak Yellow rapper ordered him offstage, looking absolutely furious.
Some skeptical fans believed the incident was a publicity stunt, since Offset has a solo album coming out soon. However, he tweeted that this was not the case. "All of my wrongs have been made public, i figure It’s only right that my apologies are made public too," wrote the Ric Flair Drip rapper. "A n**** was just trying .....thank god I ain’t got no balloons sheeesh."
Well, maybe these two crazy kids can work things out after all. During an Instagram Live Chat, Cardi revealed what she misses the most about Offset, and it's not his personality: It's his manhood. "I miss it," confessed Cardi B, in between long sips of coffee. "A lot... I want it... in my throat... inside of me... demolishing me... destroying me." The hilarious video is like the perfect combination of ASMR and NSFW. Never change, Cardi!