Hey guys, remember when Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson booked their permanent trip to Splitsville, after Tristan was caught cheating (again)? It wasn't really big news, don't worry about it if you don't remember (although, you really should because it was EVERYWHERE). And now that the latest season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians is here, we can relive the drama like it occurred just yesterday.
Okay, now you knew that Tristan cheated, but did you know that Khloé had a pregnancy scare and was throwing up blood before she found out the dreaded news? I didn't (and I'm not sure I wanted to), but I guess I do now.
But more importantly, we're getting to learn how the cheating drama actually unfolded, rather than having to chase down the next bit of drama through scraps of Instagram stories and subtle comment likes. The only thing we got to see as it happened was Jordyn Woods' Red Table Talk with Jada Pinkett Smith.
And it turns out, that was about as truthful as Tristan Thompson's claims that he hadn't cheated on Khloé.
That's according to the latest episode of KUWTK, at least, where there are a couple of discrepancies in Jordyn's story. First off, Jordyn claimed that she never came onto Tristan, saying that the basketball player was the initiator.
Here's Jordyn before her big talk, teasing what was back then the latest chapter in the drama:"Never once was I giving him a lap dance, making out with him, sitting all over him," Jordyn claimed in front of Jada Pinkett Smith. "It’s just we’re all together; we’re in a group. Never once did we leave the public area, go to the bedroom, go to the bathroom."
"It was a kiss on the lips," said Jordyn Woods, former friend of Kylie Jenner, but Khloé isn't having any of it, and partly because had her fears confirmed by the man himself. "Once Tristan finally landed in Cleveland, he saw my millions of text messages," she explained.
"He already knew what was up and there was nothing else he could do but confirm it. I got my questions answered. Everyone left and Jordyn stayed. She was sitting on his lap on a chair, they were all over each other, they were handsy. They made out."
Twitter was also pretty aware of the difference between the two testimonies, and like a jury let off the leash, they were not very kind to Jordyn Woods on Twitter.
As of yet, Jordyn Woods is yet to comment on the allegations that she lied through her teeth on Red Table Talk, nor on the episode as a whole. But there's every chance that she's not going to take being called a liar lying down. Watch. This. Space. Folks.