Fans of Landman got an eyeful on Sunday when Billy Bob Thornton’s character, Tommy Norris, took things a little too far with erectile dysfunction pills - and ended up in a full-frontal disaster.
In the latest installment of the Paramount+ series, Tommy wakes up groggy in a hotel room just as a room service employee wheels in his breakfast.
But the morning routine quickly spirals into mayhem when a loud fart breaks the silence - and viewers get a full view of Tommy’s naked body.
Room service panic and ex-wife drama
The stunned hotel worker lets out a blood-curdling scream, terrified that she’s about to be attacked. But before things escalate any further, Tommy’s ex-wife Angela - played by Ali Larter - storms out of the bathroom and delivers a blunt demand.
“Put your d*** away!” she yells at him.
Angela then turns to calm the hotel staffer, offering a brutally honest explanation for the wild scene.
“Don't be scared, darling - that wasn't about you,” she says. “He eats Cialis like M&Ms and runs into door jams all morning with that thing. I'm so sorry about that.”
With the crisis momentarily diffused, Angela then takes a moment to roast Tommy’s unfortunate position.
“I was trying to surprise you with breakfast in bed,” she tells him. “That is not the best angle of your [testicles], I might add - you really have to love a man to look at him from there.”
More insults, an omelette threat, and an unforgettable breakfast
Angela doesn’t stop there. She takes one more savage jab, this time at the hotel worker’s likely shift in sexual orientation after what she just witnessed.
“Poor thing: If she wasn't a lesbian when she walked in here, she's a f***ing lesbian now,” Angela says.
Clearly done with the drama, Angela announces she’s leaving before anything else can go wrong.
“I'm getting dressed - my husband flashes the waitstaff and that kind of kills the mood,” she says.
But Tommy isn’t about to let her have the last word. He jumps into a frantic rant, blaming Angela for encouraging the over-the-top dosage that caused the whole mess.
“Now, what do I do with this fing thing?” he snaps. “I might f the whole breakfast - the waffles, the fruit, the ... bagel and the omelette.”
Tommy even singles out the unlucky omelette for special punishment: “The omelette is the first thing that's getting f****!” he warns. “You better order another one because that one is f*****.”
The omelette makes a surprise comeback
The explosive fight sets the tone for a weekend of tension between the bickering exes. But the writers of Landman weren’t done just yet.
To cap off the episode with a darkly funny twist, Angela whips up tacos for everyone - except Tommy, who finds himself staring down another omelette for dinner.
The Sheridan-created series also stars Sam Elliott, Demi Moore, Jon Hamm, Paulina Chávez, and Jacob Lofland. Landman airs Sundays exclusively on Paramount+.
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