Whatever you think about pornography, it does reveal humankind's deepest darkest secrets, in ways often funny, sometimes interesting, and mostly disturbing.
And when a website gets as monumentally big as Pornhub, they have an astounding amount of data to work with.
As one of the world's most popular free porn sites, Pornhub have released a list of the top celebrity searches on their site for last year. Bear in mind, this doesn't just include those that actually have sex tapes out there, but those who people are just interested in looking up, however unlikely it is that they get anything real from their search.
There are some obvious ones on this list, but then are entries that come completely out of nowhere, just like the one coming in at number 15...
Starting off the list in a bizarre way is the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, getting 382,000 searches.
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The French actress was a big draw on the website, with 440,340 porn searches in 2016.
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Most of the entries on this list are women, but one of the two men is none other than rapper (and Kardashian husband) Kanye West. He managed to get nearly 600,000 searches.
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Donald Trump's daughter (and advisor) made it onto the list after being in the public eye so much recently, getting 730,000 searches.
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Despite being less well-known, Trump's youngest daughter also made the list with over a million searches on Pornhub that year.
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With over 1.46 million searches, Kourtney was greatly sought after. Will more from the Kardashian clan make the list?
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While the news of her engagement to Prince Harry was only announced this year, Markle still received over 1.5 million searches in 2016.
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The first lady made the top list higher than her step-daughters, not far off two million searches.
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Another Kardashian has made the list, with just under 2.2 million searches.
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The former Miss Universe received over 3.6 million Pornhub searches last year, a 6540 per cent increase from the previous year.
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To no one's surprise: Beyoncé was a big draw. The singer-songwriter was searched 2.7 million times.
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The 45th President of the United States somehow made it to number 4 with nearly a million more searches than Beyoncé. Each to their own, I guess?
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Jolie amassed over 4 million searches, a 217 per cent increase from the previous year.
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Jenner got an astounding 4,449,972 individual searches on Pornhub in 2016. While there are some lookalikes on there, these searches won't come up with anything real.
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Kim came in at number one, with over 28 million searches in 2016. This isn't surprising, as people know there is a real sex tape out there to find, which was leaked online back in 2007.
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While I imagine you weren't surprised to see a few Kardashians and Jenners make the list, given how often they make the news,
some of these are real head-scratchers. I mean - Donald Trump? Really? Theresa May? Those must have been joke searches, right?
