Lifestyle6 min(s) read
Published 07:35 17 Jul 2019 GMT
It's no secret that marriage is the ultimate commitment. Unless you're incredibly lucky, chances are that you'll have more than a few failed relationships under your belt before you meet "the one". As a result, if you're anything like me, you'll know just how important a shared sense of humor is to making a long term relationship work.
Because let's face it, people fart during sex, morning breath stinks, and relationships are like a rollercoaster. So, to celebrate everything that makes a marriage work, we've compiled a list of 35 hilarious messages spouses have sent to each other.
[post_page_title]Dat Butt Hot[/post_page_title]
When wooing your better half, it's easy to be romantic, but sometimes, your inner kinky demon can't help but make an appearance. Case in point, this fridge magnet poem...
The man who wrote this hilarious piece of fridge magnet literature captioned his creation: "My wife didn't appreciate my fridge magnet poem."
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[post_page_title]Wives Know Everything[/post_page_title]
One of the more useful stereotypes about women is that they tend to keep tabs on every time in their home, even when said items are located in very odd places.
"Asked my wife where my eye drops were," this husband wrote. "She responded 'in the bedroom on the TV stand under the lightswitch slightly trapped between the wall'."
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[post_page_title]Art[/post_page_title]
When you're living with someone else, you also have to live with their belongings, and sometimes, they are items which you'd rather were in the trash. So this man decided to take hilarious action:
"For the past two years, anything sitting in our garage that the wife says we can't get rid of, I've hung as 'art' in our otherwise useless front room," he wrote.
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[post_page_title]What A Compliment![/post_page_title]
When women are pregnant, their changing bodies can affect their self-esteem, which is why it's so important that their partners do everything they can to keep them feeling confident.
"My husband sure knows how to make a pregnant, bloated girl feel special on her birthday," this woman pictured this oddly sweet note and tomato.
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[post_page_title]Whiskey Coffee[/post_page_title]
Sometimes, when you're having a bad or just a particularly stressful day, you need more than just coffee to perk you up. Luckily, this guy's wife had the perfect addition up her sleeve.
"My hubby's reaction when he tasted that I added whiskey to his coffee," this gif was captioned, and that, my friends, is what I call true romance.
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[post_page_title]Couples Who Are Lazy Together Stay Together[/post_page_title]
When you're in a serious, long term relationship, some of the most special moments you share with your better half can be, well, doing nothing together - something I'm sure this lazy pair understands.
"Wife and I spend an hour trying to get the cat to turn off the lights, so we didn't have to get out of bed," this picture was captioned. This pair deserves all the points for creativity.
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[post_page_title]Pettiness Level: Off The Scale[/post_page_title]
All marriages are a partnership, and if you want to successfully cohabit with anyone, you have to fairly divide the chores, otherwise, tensions will almost inevitably rise. But few people have it in them to do this...
"Told the wife the floor was gross and needed cleaning," this husband wrote. "Told her I was willing to do it. She said we don't need to. Clean half she said and let's see the difference... mission accomplished. (We don't have tiled floors)"
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[post_page_title]That's One Way To Get Someone's Attention[/post_page_title]
If you've got a partner of a forgetful disposition and it's consistently causing a problem, sometimes you need to take drastic action to get their attention - and if they're a straight man, boobs will almost always work.
"My wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work," this husband captured this picture. Let's just hope that he's stopped forgetting his lunch for good now.
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[post_page_title]Compromise[/post_page_title]
Compromise might be the key to a happy marriage, but sometimes spouses just have to accept defeat - not that this is always a bad thing.
"Marriage is all about compromise," this husband wrote. "For example, I didn't really want a dog. My wife did. So we compromised... and here is our new puppy copper."
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[post_page_title]What A Shirt[/post_page_title]
Pregnancy is a trying time for the person giving birth in more ways than one - and if your partner happens to be anything like this guy, well, you have my sympathy.
"I wore this custom shirt during my wife's labor. Wife was not amused"
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[post_page_title]The Sweetest Nude You'll Ever See[/post_page_title]
Sometimes, the best way to tell your partner how much they mean to you in the age of technology is a handwritten note... and a stick person nude.
"After working an 18 hour day, I came home to find this note left by my wife in the bathroom," this husband captured this adorably hilarious picture.
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[post_page_title]Strike A Pose[/post_page_title]
When you're having an argument with your partner, it's all too easy to let your emotions get the best of you. That's why this woman came up with a brilliant idea of consistently diffusing the situation.
"Whenever we get into a heated argument, my wife stops mid-argument to take a selfie with me, I'm never amused," this husband captioned his hilarious selfie.
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[post_page_title]This Is How You Parent[/post_page_title]
It's a right of passage, and to be honest, a part of the job, for parents to embarrass their kids, and these two have clearly turned it into a fine art.
"What I love about my parents is that after 41 years of marriage, they still know how to embarrass their kids"
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[post_page_title]Snoring Can Be An Issue[/post_page_title]
Pregnant people are more sensitive than most, so when their partners get on their nerves, they can take some pretty extreme measures expressing their annoyance.
"My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12am this morning," this husband captured this picture. "I'm going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night"
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[post_page_title]What A Lunch[/post_page_title]
Sometimes men can be bad at traditionally feminine tasks like preparing lunch. But that doesn't stop them from rising to the task and, occasionally, failing.
"When you ask your husband to pack your lunch," this woman captioned this picture. I guess she'll just have to give her husband more detailed instructions in the future.
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[post_page_title]The One Date Should Never Be Forgotten[/post_page_title]
Women tend to be better than men when it comes to remembering anniversaries, which is why, if you're forgetful, you should always make a note of it to yourself. Seriously. This is a rookie error.
"I needed to borrow my wife's phone... She said her password was our anniversary," this husband captured this picture. "I gave the phone back and said I didn't know what happened."
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[post_page_title]Uncanny[/post_page_title]
If your partner can't make fun of you (within reason) then no one can. Because even supermodels don't look amazing all of the time.
"We were looking through old pictures of me when my wife started laughing and got the dog's flea pills from the cupboard," this husband captured this hilarious picture.
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[post_page_title]#CoupleGoals[/post_page_title]
It's often said that great minds think alike and it turns out that the same is true of great married couples. These two really are #CoupleGoals.
"My wife and I accidentally got each other the same gift for our second anniversary," these gifts were captioned. This is incredible. Which one do you prefer?
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[post_page_title]A Relationship Milestone[/post_page_title]
Sometimes when you're upset, you don't want to have a direct argument with someone. It's why I'd rather deal with my mom when she's angry on Facebook. And it turns out that you can do it on fridge magnets too...
"My wife and I hit an important marriage milestone," this husband captured this picture. "We had a fight entirely in fridge magnets."
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[post_page_title]Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Decroate[/post_page_title]
Some people shouldn't be allowed to decorate, well, unless it's Halloween, which is why this wife really regretted her decision to let her husband have free reign on their bathroom.
"My wife said I could decorate the guest bathroom as my own. Multiple screams have ensued," this prankster husband captioned this picture.
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[post_page_title]This Is Adorable[/post_page_title]
There's a lot of truth in the old saying that absence makes the heart grow fonder, which is why it's a good idea to have a healthy amount of space from your significant other. You'll then have the opportunity to surprise the in cute ways like this.
This husband captioned these amusing notes: "My wife includes little notes in my lunch when she packs it. I've been saving them in my desk."
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[post_page_title]Some Things Never Change[/post_page_title]
As much as people who are married love each other, they are also very familiar with each other's strengths and weaknesses. And this one husband who has never let his wife forget her's.
This hilarious picture was captioned by this man's grandchild: "Married for 62 years, but my grandpa will still pull out his road atlas to prove my grandma wrong."
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[post_page_title]Another Important Date[/post_page_title]
While it's extremely important to remember your anniversary in a long term relationship, it's equally important to remember expiry dates.
This husband captioned this picture: "My wife and I do not lead a very exciting life." But they, their life might not be exciting, but at least they'll not be eating out of date ham.
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[post_page_title]Dreadful Dreadlocks[/post_page_title]
"Caught my husband red-handed... thought he was working out"
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[post_page_title]They Still Have No Idea Who I Am[/post_page_title]
If you join a particularly large family, it can be easy to get lost in the crowd, but once you're married to someone, you'd think that they'd at least remember who you are... Nope.
"Year no. 4 at my wife's family reunion," this man captioned this picture. But hey! They might not remember his name, but at least they got the husband part right.
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[post_page_title]Be Careful What You Wish For[/post_page_title]
Most couples have long-running personal jokes. And after a while, they can get frustrating, so this wife decided to make a point in the most glorious way possible to her husband.
"Whenever I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner he always answered, "Bacon-wrapped shrimp and asparagus with hollandaise sauce" just to f*ck with me," she captioned this picture. "Today I served him this"
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[post_page_title]The Two Hour Poo[/post_page_title]
If there's just one bathroom in your house and someone takes a little too long to do their business, it can cause more than a little tension. This is a text no one wants to receive.
"My wife said this license plate made her think of me," this husband captioned this extremely questionable license plate. At least it wasn't a three-hour poo, I guess.
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[post_page_title]Evil Comes In Many Forms[/post_page_title]
When you're sharing food with another person, hunger often wins out and treats aren't shared equally - a problem which can cause some serious marital issues.
This husband captioned this monstrosity: "Never have I been so mad at my wife before." However, I'm willing to bet my right arm that he's guilty of at least one similar crime. You can't fight the munchies.
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[post_page_title]Sharing Is Caring[/post_page_title]
Sharing might be caring, but when it comes to the sweet treats department, that's not the case. Once you've had your share, don't even think about touching your partner's or else there will be hell to pay.
Heed the warning. The only thing worse than a woman scorned is a woman hungry. But to be fair to the guy this was written for, that does look like one heck of a tasty cake.
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[post_page_title]When You've Got The V On Your Mind[/post_page_title]
In long term relationships, you sometimes have to schedule sex. Once the honeymoon period has long past, if you want to get down and dirty, you have to get creative when it comes to your hints. Like this husband...
This husband captioned this picture: "Trying to send subtle hints to my wife last night." This is beyond genius (and hilarious). I hope for the sake of comedians everywhere that he got laid.
