Big d*ck energy is easily the most-talked-about concept of summer 2018. If you have it, you feel rather pleased with yourself. If you don't have it, it quickly becomes the one thing in life that you need the most.
So, what exactly are we talking about when we say big d*ck energy? If you're somehow unfamiliar with the concept, then allow me to fill you in. Big d*ck energy is defined by Urban Dictionary as a "confidence without cockiness. It is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. It is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account [sic]."
If you're still not quite getting it, others have described it as a quietly confident - not overcompensating - self-assurance that radiates from within, often without even having a big d*ck or any penis at all.
One person who most people agree definitely has some BDE going for him is Pete Davidson. The Saturday Night Live comedian just has that special something about him - and according to singer Iggy Azalea, he has passed it on to his fiancé Ariana Grande. Speaking on Power 106, the 28-year-old songstress came up with a seriously NSFW theory about the couple's relationship when she was asked to list celebrities who exuded BDE.
Straight away, the singer whole-heartedly agreed that Pete was one of them. The Aussie rapper told the Power 106 presenters: "Well I’ve seen the pictures, he clearly has big d*ck energy."
However, she went on to claim that she believed Ariana had been "d*ck-matised", saying: "Because Ariana is d*ck-matised. Not to be rude, but she’s getting it. That face she has walking around right now is not the face of small d*ck energy. She seems like she’s getting d*cked down. Good for you girl."
In addition, Iggy – real name Amethyst Kelly – passed judgement on a number of other stars, deciding on whether they carried that all-too-special energy.
She soon concluded that Michael B Jordan and The Rock both had BDE, but wasn't so sure about Justin Bieber, claiming the Love Yourself singer switches up his energy on a regular basis. She said: "His energy changes so much! Sometimes he has church energy, like virginal energy, and then other time he has big d*ck energy."
What about Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino? In Iggy's opinion, it's a strong "maybe". "Would I say he has big d*ck energy?" she asked. "Maybe. He could have a big d*ck. He has very intelligent d*ck energy."
And which celebrities, in the Fancy songstress' opinion, have absolutely no BDE at all? Unfortunately for American rapper Trey Songz, it's a no from Iggy. "He has ho energy," she claimed. "I don’t mean in a bitchy way… I don’t know what is going on with the d*ck, but he seems like he slings it around."
Brutal Iggy, brutal! But, hey, when you know, you know. These days, people either have BDE, or they don't - and that's all there is to it.