The pornographic website PornHub is offering people a special lifetime membership deal on Black Friday this year.
The world's most popular adult site has launched a new offer this year, which gives customers the chance to buy one of their LifePlans for a one-off fee of just $299 (£231).
However, the offer is available for a limited time only: from Black Friday to Cyber Monday, so if you want to go for it then you'll have to be quick.
Have a look at Pornhub's weird advert for the lifetime membership offer:Those people who purchase their own membership will get all of the same perks as someone with a Premium subscription, including more than 100,000 exclusive videos, no ads, and content in 1080p, 4K, and VR.
But for those of you who don't want to commit to a full lifetime of NFSW material, there's also the option to go for a 16-month membership for just $95.88 (£74), which is the same price as a one-year membership.
Commenting on the website's latest special offer, Pornhub's vice president Corey Price stated: "Every year for Black Friday - which is typically the busiest shopping day of the year - we're inundated with doorbuster deals for electronics, clothes and more."
He continued: "While you're stocking up on traditional gifts, make sure you treat those you love most with the gift they really want and need. What's hotter than a freshly fried latke and better than cuddling up to your yuletide cutie by the fire? A lifetime membership to Pornhub Premium."
The PornHub LifePlan offer will only be available from 29 November to 2 December; so if you know an onanist that would really appreciate this permanent membership, maybe this would make a perfect early Christmas present for them? Sounds like some people will be having some very happy holidays alone in their bedrooms...
