1. Not so much 'ho ho ho' as 'oh oh no'
2. At least it's original?
3. This has to be the laziest gift ever
4. Did she at least have a dog?
5. This actually sounds pretty neat to me
6. I'd be flamin' annoyed, too
7. That stinks
8. A classic case of re-gifting right here
9. It's the (lack of) thought that counts
10. At least this way you'd end up with something good