1. He has a point
2. A rare double-dunk... nice
3. I feel like this one needs context
4. What a poet
5. Timing is everything
6. How witty
7. Probably one of his nicer comments, to be honest
8. Surprisingly accurate
9. A simile worthy of Shakespeare
10. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not lasagna
11. He says the sweetest things sometimes
12. Short and to the point
13. IT'S RAAAAW
14. Such a British insult
15. Not even his kids are safe
16. The classic one-liner
17. What do you have to do to earn this nickname?
18. Note to self: call people toilet brushes more often
19. [Cowering and crying]
20. Who's the donkey now?