As a lowly writer, I often wonder what it must be like to live the glitzy and glamorous life of a celebrity. I'd spend my days frequenting fancy restaurants and exclusive events, hanging out and sharing experiences with my (presumably equally famous) pals, and making the most of my limitless riches by travelling the world and checking myself in at the most luxurious hotels that money could buy.
However, I would be a little wary of crazed fans trying to hunt me down. And it seems that this is not an unjustified fear, either, as many famous folks go to extreme lengths in order to conceal their identity while out in public - especially when they have to give their name out to someone.
But, of course, there is a simple solution to this: give a fake name.
Here are 15 celebrities who do exactly that - and have a little fun with it at the same time...
1. Kim Kardashian - Princess JasmineYou can sort of see the resemblance, too.
As well as choosing this juvenile pseudonym, Elton has also been known to use "Sir Binky Poodle Clip" and "Sir Humphrey Handbag".
Hanks borrowed these names from a comedian and trumpet player, respectively.
Let's hope he never gives this one up.
The iconic singer is also known to have used Mrs. Diana Prince, Queen of the Fairy Dance, and Mrs Abra Cadabra.
Keeping it low-key (unlike his fashion).
Could this be any more suspicious?
Arguably way more recognisable than Shawn Carter.
Say it aloud and you'll understand why it's funny.
10. Angelina Jolie - Miss LollipopShe's a sucker for a sweet name.
Not quite as catchy as his ex's.
Somebody has a bit of an ego problem.
Those familiar with body piercings may know this isn't just the name of a British royal.
It works because it's a cut of meat and a way of killing off her Twilight boyfriend (almost).
This might sound super shallow, but it's actually an homage to her husband, Cash Warren.
So, next time you're checking into a hotel, why not ask if Chandler Bing is staying in the same place? You never know, you might get lucky.