Insane photos show Kylie Jenner's daughter's 1st birthday party

Normally, when a kid turns one, they get a few party decorations, a juice box and a performance from a clown if they're really lucky. But Stormi Webster's first birthday was never going to be like that. Instead, Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott's daughter got an entire theme park built for her. Sounds about right, huh?

Named 'Stormi World', the insane amusement park featured a giant inflatable replica of the one-year-old, a live performance from Baby Shark, Stormi-themed games, and celebrity guests including DJ Khaled - who gave the birthday girl her first Chanel bag. Basically, the celebration trumped all of your birthdays put together and there are no words for how poor it made us all feel. However, while our invite got lost in the post, at least we can look at the pictures. Enjoy crying with the knowledge that Stormi got her first Chanel before you did.

Welcome to Stormi World

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Stormi Webster celebrated her first birthday in style

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There were slides

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And carousels 

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And all sorts of other rides!

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Not to mention giant bears

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And Disney princesses

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And Stormi World drinks

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And Stormi-themed cakes

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Stormi's own birthday cake was pretty impressive too

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But nothing compared to the portraits of her covering the walls

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If guests felt like going home with any of this, they could even pop to the Stormi shop and buy some Stormi merch

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But, wait - we haven't even got onto the performances and special appearances yet

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DJ Khaled showed up and gave Stormi her first Chanel

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Caitlyn Jenner also made an appearance

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As did Auntie Khloé and cousin True

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And Grandma Kris

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All of these famous people (and many more) enjoyed a live performance of Baby Shark (doo doo doo doo doo doo)

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Stormi had a little dance with dad Travis Scott

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And mum Kylie joined in too

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Did the one-year-old have any idea of anything that was going on? Probably not

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But it's safe to say Kylie achieved her goal of 'going all out'

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Is it bad to be jealous of a one-year-old?

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I think it's time to call our mums and demand to know why we didn't all have parties like Stormi's.