You might know Cazzie David as the daughter of Larry David, the creator of the sitcoms Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Or you might know Cazzie David as the ex-girlfriend of Pete Davidson, the SNL comedian who is somehow engaged to Ariana Grande. Or maybe you don't know who the hell Cazzie David is and you just obsessively click on every article about Kim Kardashian. Welcome!
Now, Kim Kardashian doesn't just post nude photos on Instagram. She also posts semi-nude photos on Instagram. And sometimes she demonstrates a genuine interest in serious issues. Remember when she met up with President Donald Trump? She helped convince him to grant clemency to Alice Marie Johnson, a 62-year-old great-grandmother who served 21 years of a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense. That was pretty cool. Have you ever done that? I didn't think so. So shut up about Kim, you hater!
On Instagram Stories, the reality TV star and skilled Kanye West tamer shared a photo of a gigantic amount of trash in the ocean. I'm sure her followers were surprised. When you browse Kim's Instagram Stories, the last thing you expect to see is a bunch of garbage.
Seriously, have you heard of the Great Pacific Garbage Batch? There's 80,000 metric tons of floating trash in the Pacific Ocean. According to a three-year study in Scientific Reports, it is twice the size of Texas. Kim accurately wrote the caption, "Plastic Emergency: Our next generation has to live with this! Let's care enough to fix it!"
However, Cazzie David did not find Kim's environmental activism prettay, prettay good. She reposted the message to her own Instagram stories with a caption slamming Kim for hypocrisy.
"Have your family stop using plastic water bottles! 30% of the worlds plastic consumption is in the Kardashian refrigerators."
Fans of Keeping Up With Kardashians have noticed a lot of plastic on camera, and that doesn't just include Kim Kardashian's butt. The family loves chugging bottled water, and virtually every shot of the inside of a refrigerator shows a stocked supply. Kim is right to point out the gross amount of garbage in the ocean, and Cazzie is right to point out her hypocrisy.
It might seem like Cazzie David and Kim Kardashian have serious beef, and this might devolve into a 2Pac/Biggie situation. However, Cazzie has been friendly with the Kardashian fam in the past. For example, Khloe taught her how to nail a sexy pose.
And in an October 2016 Vanity Fair article, Cazzie praised Kim's Instagram game.
"People so often forget that their Instagram is more than just their latest post. Before posting, step back and look at the bigger picture, a.k.a. your ‘flow. Kim Kardashian West uses the same filter for all of her photos in order to maintain her light, golden-brown Insta flow. You can’t live your life on a post-to-post basis — it will make your flow sloppy and you simply can’t have that."
You simply can't! This article has an important message: Always use the same Instagram. And maybe recycle, I guess.